It looks like the speakers are turned off. All the electrons are stuck in the cables!

I'm familiar with RFC 6214, but couldn't find anything about IP over Schrodinger's cat.

But it always codes for survival.

Same as "archive".

You can fall in any direction you want, if you don't mind accelerating downwards.

Guy takes picture of island. Everyone thinks it, with its reflection, looks like a UFO. Hilariously this is the best UFO photo ever seen.

Wigner's Friend might know.

Because they are, in fact, the protrusions into our dimension of hyper-intellegent pan-dimensional beings.

Ah, so it only works with infinite Boltzmann monkey brains attached to Boltzmann typewriters.

Only if it goes to people with no capital.

If you pay; you condone.

Warning: Keep product away from water.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

We could call them monitors.

When the gem in his palm starts blinking - at the age of 30 - he makes his way to the Carrousel.