In 2006 i asked for a single pull single throw switch and they were clueless. I was 10 years younger then the cashier. Itâ(TM)s been dead for a long time. Corporate wouldnâ(TM)t hire a teenager with real electronic expertise because it was calculated as a summer job.

You can do better. Go on a spending spree until they freak out and cancel you, then report all transactions as chargeback because denial of service. They might accidentally send you some stuff for free.

Sarcasm? Never negotiate with terrorists.

Amazon thinks they are too big to fail, and they may be right.

Spending spree shuts down the account for suspicious activity, then you can legally perform chargeback and some free stuff might ship. New email, new account, rinse and repeat. Fight fire with fire

Spending spree shuts down your account totally. They will close you out and you can create a new account because Amazon does not care. Report old charges for chargeback because they kick you off the platform. Done.

Easy solution: go on a spending spree and they will tap out at order #51, shuts down your account. Report for chargeback because they will not prove they are sending you anything. Create a new account without Prime. Done, and maybe you got free shit legally ;-)

You can threaten back. I was threatened by having my Prime membership paused/flagged because i bought 50+ items in one day. I save up and shop in batches. They shut down my account so I reported all transactions for chargeback. Some of the packages came, their loss.

Coax is obviously high voltage dangerous fiber that needs burying.

Thereâ(TM)s no talking to this guy. Rich homes like to be away from all other homes.

Sucks to be you. I got 3 starlinks delivered for RV but they happen to work at home. Run 2 with obstructions and channel bonding: best service ever!

VPN? So I send my trusted comms to some private company whose ISP is less evil than my own? I suspect the US government to be behind the malware distribution, maybe you are right. I trust Russian ISP more.

The bond villain would focus the light into a beam, silly. Bubbles are easy to pop and reduce the light by a small fraction.

The New World Order controls it, duh!

So, like, make some bubbles that refract light but skip covering up Greenland? They are proposing exactly what you want.