I_Am_Doofus's Journal: Work Today

So I work with this guy and he just can't understand how everything that breaks around here is his fault, and never mine. I mean, when you write code that just keeps getting better and better, how could I possibly break anything?

RG: maybe when you become as elite as me with the coding, then you can complain.

Trying to be helpful

[RailGunner]

Read it. Know it. Master it, young padawan. [die.net]

And learn why it's bad when it returns a -1.

Re:

[I_Am_Doofus]

ha! I laugh at you! I *wrote* send(). Have you forgotten? In fact, I wrote UNIX, I invented C! Me! I am the master!

(I also invented Java, Pascal and ADA, oh yeah and SAS). Come to me when you've got some more learnin' done... and oh yeah, don't be late to work either, or I'm totally reporting you, again!