So, when you compile a dossier (or two) by plagiarising a decade-old thesis and antiquated copies of Janes', that's not "sexing up"?

Still, in happier news, tax policy in the UK is now based on the principle "why should the dustman pay for the doctor's education?" Hooray! I'd just like to add a couple of points:

1. I'm not an Iraqi. Why should I pay for Iraq to be invaded?
2. I'm not a Halliburton shareholder. Why should I pay for Iraq's occupation?

I've asked the government for a refund on my taxes - is the BBC looking for donations?