More gamma rays.

Plagiarize
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"

That is all.

No chumps left behind.

You're lucky to live in a cave! We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank.

...will it blend?

In Soviet Russia, ATM makes degrading request of you.

Now I'm going to have to mug my grandfather for his pre-order.

I've found a very nice solution to this problem. Unfortunately this comment box is too small to contain it.

This man has a level 1 deer stalking certificate on his CV. He knows what he's doing.

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Thinking of things is my idea anyway so everybody JUST STOP IT!

What's that on the horizon? Microsoft Fireworks 2008. oh yes.