Comment The secret of happiness (Score 1) 348
More gamma rays.
Comment Obligatory (Score 4, Funny) 245
Plagiarize
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"
Comment No (Score 2) 1134
That is all.
Comment Slogan (Score 1) 93
No chumps left behind.
Comment Cave! (Score 2) 210
You're lucky to live in a cave! We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank.
Comment But... (Score 2) 195
...will it blend?
Comment ATM (Score 1) 95
In Soviet Russia, ATM makes degrading request of you.
Comment Oh well (Score 1) 277
Now I'm going to have to mug my grandfather for his pre-order.
Comment Proof (Score 1) 222
I've found a very nice solution to this problem. Unfortunately this comment box is too small to contain it.
Comment CV (Score 1) 151
This man has a level 1 deer stalking certificate on his CV. He knows what he's doing.
Comment Bleep (Score 1) 761
Warning, do not detach device!
Would you be interested in learning more about our employee benefits?
Comment Yeah, well (Score 1) 248
Thinking of things is my idea anyway so everybody JUST STOP IT!
Comment fireworks (Score 1) 202
What's that on the horizon?
Microsoft Fireworks 2008. oh yes.
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