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The population of mummy babies is somewhat underestimated. Jesus Christ was not the last time we did it. Jesus was the first time we figured out how to really make money off of it. In the USA nearly every rainbowtard has their own personal mummy baby (and maybe Egyto-Hebrew level). An indulgence is similar to faberge egg and cinderella's carriage. An indulgence, at the appropriate level, is a new mummy baby because the old one broke. Your mummy baby comes complete with over ten thousand different exact sounds which it is able to make and, depending upon the training techniques in your family lineage and your social associations, you may or may not be able to properly interact with the mummy baby and record the sounds. If you manage to make the magical booger organ make a blurb which makes a scene, commercial, movie, sitcom, comedy hour, or other presentation hot, profitable, funny, popular, people will vote for it and spend another $60 for tickets and popcorn to see it, then maybe you personally make extra money this year.
China already knows what happens when you have so many mummy babies that even the idiots working for it figure out that there's practically one hidden in a veal closet on every street corner. They become more surgical about applying the numbering system and keep them in specialty closets far away from general population. Likely the debt of compression from veal closets on every block to several dozen in locked monasteries was assisted by offloading the debt through various Marco Polo style associations. When the public realization hit in those earlier years they likely did not have a full fasted finished product walking around. It is possible that they do at this time.
How do people twist into dogs? Consider a pair of magnets. Remember your earliest years first encountering a magnet. How does that work? Consider a pool of mercury. Pull some of the drops away. How does that work? How do people twist into dogs?
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