Comment Re: Cue the HK jokes (Score -1) 268

by Helen Keller on Tuesday May 02, 2017 @08:46AM (#54340047) Attached to: Power of Modern Programming Languages is That They Are Expressive, Readable, Concise, Precise, and Executable

Gnnnmeh!!!

Comment Re:Sad, but inevitable. (Score -1) 137

by Helen Keller on Friday June 14, 2013 @04:31PM (#44010927) Attached to: Kodak Ends Production of Acetate Base For Photographic Film

I can't, gnnnMEH you insensitive NEEEEEUR clod!

Comment Gnnnn (Score -1) 42

by Helen Keller on Sunday May 13, 2012 @03:28AM (#39983941) Attached to: The FIBIAC — a 3D-Printed Electromechanical Computer

Behold the FIBIAC! It's loud!

??? ...

Comment Re:Consumers need to do some research too ... (Score -1) 197

by Helen Keller on Sunday May 13, 2012 @03:09AM (#39983859) Attached to: Apple Gives In, Drops iPad '4G' Tag To Avoid Lawsuits

I mean, just imagine the day when printer manufacturers have to stop advertising their printers as colour. After all, colour isn't visible when you are looking at a printout in a darkened room.

Gnmehhhhhh CLODgnn!

Comment Re:A millions monkeys comes to mind (Score -1) 427

by Helen Keller on Saturday May 07, 2011 @06:02AM (#36055344) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Moving From *nix To Windows Automation?

banging your head on your keyboard until the world makes sense again.

Gnnnmehclodnnnn!!!

Comment Re:Poor choice for name (Score -1) 55

by Helen Keller on Wednesday December 29, 2010 @05:31AM (#34696494) Attached to: Elliptic Labs To Bring Touchless Gestures To iPad

ClGNNNNehod!

Comment That's me fucked, then (Score -1) 164

by Helen Keller on Tuesday December 14, 2010 @11:34AM (#34546538) Attached to: 'Jeopardy!' To Pit Humans Against IBM Machine

It will need to read the answer from the screen and interact verbally with Alex Trebec just like the human players will.

Gnnnmeclodmmmmmheh!

Comment Re:intelligence doesn't matter, communication does (Score -1) 201

by Helen Keller on Thursday July 01, 2010 @06:40AM (#32754774) Attached to: Empathy Is For the Birds

Gnmeh!!!!!

Comment Re:Old-timer here. Oh... wait... (Score -1) 256

by Helen Keller on Wednesday May 26, 2010 @07:02AM (#32346410) Attached to: Amazon Kindle Fails First College Test

I know this will sound amazing, but you didn't have to have a device to read a book!

gnnmehCLOnnnnnD!

Comment Re:Took 'em, but we DIDN'T look! (Score -1) 232

by Helen Keller on Thursday May 06, 2010 @05:40PM (#32117734) Attached to: Lower Merion School's Report Says IT Dept. Did It, But Didn't Inhale

> No reasonable person would believe 58,000 pictures were taken but no one looked.

GnnmgnnnnCL
fshhh
mnmnmn
OD!

Comment Re:um... (Score -1) 157

by Helen Keller on Tuesday May 04, 2010 @07:36AM (#32083220) Attached to: Gene Therapy Restores Sight To Blind

GnnmehclodnggggSACKS.

Comment frstknme (Score -1) 1

by Helen Keller on Tuesday May 04, 2010 @07:23AM (#32083150) Attached to: How AMD Core Unlocking Works

mehhngggg!

Comment Re:First Post (Score -1) 220

by Helen Keller on Tuesday February 09, 2010 @07:56AM (#31070492) Attached to: Oracle Drops Sun's Commitment To Accessibility

GnnnnclodMEH!

Oracle Drops Sun's Commitment To Accessibility 220

Posted by kdawson on Monday February 08, 2010 @10:43PM from the don't-need-it-until-you-need-it dept.

An anonymous reader writes "What I feared has come true: after buying Sun, Oracle had a look at its accessibility group and made big cuts in it by firing the most important contributors to the Linux accessibility tools. This is a very sad day for disabled people, as it means we do not really have full-time developers any more." The coverage in OSTATIC has a few more details, including the caution: "This just shows that all too few companies are sponsoring a11y work. If one company laying off a couple of developers spells trouble for the project, then there were problems before that happened" (thanks to reader dave c-b for pointing this out).

Comment Re:Um (Score 1) 129

by Ergasiophobia on Tuesday December 01, 2009 @09:03PM (#30291902) Attached to: MacBook Mod Gives Base Station Chassis New Purpose

I think it should be called a scrapple. Even though scrapple has nothing to do with apples.

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