Slashdot is powered by your submissions, so send in your scoop

 



Forgot your password?
typodupeerror
Check out the new SourceForge HTML5 internet speed test! No Flash necessary and runs on all devices. ×
User Journal

Journal Journal: just some quotes

I'm not one to blog or keep journals or diaries, so I've decided I may as well use this service to store witty quotes, links, and other miscelanea:

UPDATE: I've settled on del.icio.us to store links, it's a pretty good system.

--bottom of slashdot:

Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.

--slashdot post excerps:

All kidding aside, insecurity is the one features of Windows where Mac OS lags significantly.

--my old sigs:

Slashdot for adults. Stuff that really matters.

Welcome to America, Land of the Free*

*Void where prohibited. Some restrictions apply, see DMCA/USAPA.

--others'

Through the modem, off the server, over the T1, past the frame-relay, NOTHIN' BUT NET

"For years, I struggled with reality... but I'm happy to say I finally won out over it." -- Elwood P. Dowd

--fortunes:

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

as seen on bash.org:

"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
      - Ronnie Shakes

--cli stuff:

stty -a

(pseudo)code jokes:
 
/(bb|[^b]{2})/

int *penis->0xGF

Slashdot Top Deals

You will be successful in your work.

Working...