Gherald's Journal: just some quotes

I'm not one to blog or keep journals or diaries, so I've decided I may as well use this service to store witty quotes, links, and other miscelanea:

UPDATE: I've settled on del.icio.us to store links, it's a pretty good system.

--bottom of slashdot:

Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.

--slashdot post excerps:

All kidding aside, insecurity is the one features of Windows where Mac OS lags significantly.

--my old sigs:

Slashdot for adults. Stuff that really matters.

Welcome to America, Land of the Free*

*Void where prohibited. Some restrictions apply, see DMCA/USAPA.

--others'

Through the modem, off the server, over the T1, past the frame-relay, NOTHIN' BUT NET

"For years, I struggled with reality... but I'm happy to say I finally won out over it." -- Elwood P. Dowd

--fortunes:

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

as seen on bash.org:

"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
      - Ronnie Shakes

--cli stuff:

stty -a

(pseudo)code jokes:
 
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