We haven't heard from you in a while. As you know, the best President we have ever had, President Trump, is fighting for our nation's survival right now. Shortly after the Board of Peace meeting Iran forced us to attack it because it was 1-2 weeks away from developing thermonuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons you know what those are? So we had to attack. We had to. So the president and the administration is very busy, very busy working hard for you.
We, in his righteously glorious administration are inundated with extremist leftwing agitators trying to prepetuate this Epstein with hunt so it's really difficult to do what we need because of these people but it doesn't matterthey will not stop us because we are working hard (except Kirsti) to support you in this time of need!
This administration has collected many hundreds of billions of dollars in tariffs, more than any other nation in the world combined!!!! To make our economy the best it ever was, ever. The Dow is over 50,000!!! Which should really tell you something about how great our president is making our country.
You are no doubt very proud of all of president Trump's achievements but it would have been nice if you wrote sometimes... it's OK you are busy too sometimes we knwo but you have forgotten to write to your president to thank him but it's OK,. it's fine because it doesn't matter. your president loves you, he does. He just wants to hear from you more often and if you want to thank him that's OK.
Regrettably because taxes are a little complicated (as you know) we could not completely track how the tariffs imposed at the port of entry are going to be collected in such a way that would be traceable and collectable on an individual tax payer basis and refundable to your accounts.
Because the SUPPLY CHAIN RISK company Anthropic did not provide it's AI to president Trump our Biden computer systems could not process the information; and because of Obama and Biden the computer systems can only collect tax, they cannot refund them.
It's a disgrace what they have done to our country it really is. The way they left our tax system was justawful. Countries were laughing at us. Countries like Iran were laughing at us you know. They really were. They are not laughing now though. Except on the computer the tax system depends on it's really complicated.
We could have solved it with AI but Anthropic refused to let their AI help you get your tax refunds which is very un-American of them. It's wrong and they are a terrible company, terrible comapny...but we're not going to talk about that. So because of that president Trump has deemed them a SUPPLY CHAIN RISK and you shouldn't buy their products.
We are working hard to keep your country safe and your taxes secure. Thank you for being the best Trump supporting tax payer you can be. We love you, we love you so much. You are the best.
You will get your tariff refunds, billions of dollars, we collected billions really we did and as soon as we can change all that old computer garbage Obama and Biden have left us your refunds will be delivered to you personally with a thank you note made of gold from the president.
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