I recently had the misfortune of meeting some extraterrestrial aliens from outer space right here on earth.
I have not much time now, but I'll jot down what I can.
They were very enthusiastic. They explained how wonderful it was to find a planet with the temperature and the water and the magnetic field and the life and the intelligence and the technology and ... advertising(!?) .
They we're an ancient species, homeless since eons. They had been scouring space, looking for intelligent life that could scratch their itch.
Their itch is having control. They get off on manipulation. They crave displays of advertising and propaganda, whatever moves masses to act against their own self-interest, or something.
They have evolved telepathy. It is the result of a million years of marketing, the art of lying, the pinnacle of manipulation.
I would describe them as psychopathic and sadistic. I think they want to enslave people for the joy of seeing a living, feeling life form manipulated.
They had me devising marketing campaigns. I escaped. Other ET:s helped me. I'll tell about it later. I'm too upset now to be very coherent, maybe.
I have to go now. I do not want to be anywhere near these creatures. Watch out for the mindfuckers!