FortKnox's Journal: Chuck Norris

What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? Chuck Norris.
We've all seen the Chuck Norris random fact generator, but what do you think Chuck Norris think's about this? Look here. What an incredible down to earth and easy going response. Chuck Norris has got him some class!

Good on Mr. Norris

[Blackneto]

I wonder if Vin Deisel will make a statement about his fact generator.

Mr. T doesn't have to, cause all the facts are true.

Re:Good on Mr. Norris

[Em Emalb]

I've heard it on good authority that Mr T does not in fact pity the fool.

As far as Chuck's webpage thing, it's rather amusing:

"I don't know what to make of all this. The internet scares me. Here, buy my book(s)" ;) Just kidding Chuck, don't round-house kick me in the nuts please.

Re:Good on Mr. Norris

[Blackneto]

well.
He doesn't deny any of these facts.

What's with Chuck?

[Some Woman]

The internet seems to be going crazy over him lately.

Speaking of the internet, when your second kid learns to read and turn the computer on, she's going to be deeply hurt to find that your lawn has a primo spot in the FortKnox user info blurb.

Re:What's with Chuck?

[FortKnox]

I've got a good 5 or 6 years to worry about updating my info ;P

Somehow, I'm thinking Spin

[Allen Zadr]

I think a marketing person got hold of his response before it actually reached his web page, ala corporate CEO in press-release. Could you please read this out-loud?

Then, Chuck reads it, and says - "Oh, cool - that way, we're selling my books too!"

Since no one else seems to be talking about it!

[EggMan2000]

GREAT GAME STEELERS!!!

Now you get to play my Colts. Also Vince Young will be a nice fit in Tennesee.

kewl

[PDA_Monkey]

Chuck Norris is a good guy.
I wonder if he'll ever run for Governor?