... officially.

If you don't like it, don't buy it.

Oh no, I do like it. And that's why me and everyone else is going to buy the cheaper compact version that has a camera and a phone, and is otherwise identical.

Manifestations of OCPD vary wildly, so to respond to "X is a symptom of OCD" with "are you saying everyone with OCD does X?" is either disingenuous or just not very well thought out.

Don't forget "want for not to read", which can either mean you have a desire to leave all books unread, or you have enough reading material readily available to satisfy a lifetime of reading (or not reading).

o_O

Solution: just create user with some elevated, but not system-destroying privileges. Then let him go nuts.

Sir, I apologize for the issues. Here are the passwords:

Username: Root
Password: HaV3f[_]n4$5h0le

they also want the right to vote, collect welfare and social security, hold a job, get married, buy cars and houses, run for public office...

Unless they're gay monkeys. That's just going too far.

If you are over 18 years old and find yourself in a chatroom typing these sequence of characters:

--> A/S/L

Then you should go on a sex offenders watch list or something, cause it's just a matter of time.

I dunno, I've been running in RealWorld 0.8 and the mmo aspects of real sex were severely over-hyped on that one. But to be fair, I've beat it on single player mode like a thousand times and it still hasn't gotten old.

user@computer:~$ killall friendlybashhelper

are you sure?

the continuation... user@computer:~$killall friendlybashhelper

(silence) ... phew! Now...

user@computer:~$ rm -f *

user@computer:~$ ls -lrt
total 0

WHAT?! Noooo! stupid computer!!

This "idiocracy" meme (that the masses are stupid and we are the smart ones) is just ego stroking - don't feel good just because you're more sane than the bottom 0.001% who are off their meds.

Maybe I just feel like there are more stupid, gullible people around because I know so many of them personally, like half my co-workers, most of my family, all of my wife's friends, and the majority of people I randomly start conversations with. And don't even get me started on the rubes who still vote Republican.

Thank goodness it's all in my head.

"Ignorant" is not the same as "stupid", and can be cured by means much less dramatic than death.

Absolutely.

Knowing nothing about science, astronomy, logic, or reality = ignorance.
Buying into the 2012 claptrap = gullibility.
Seeing an action movie and thinking it's real = stupidity.

I'm glad we could clear that up. (seriously though, I agree with your assessment that magical thinking is a cultural thing, and we should all have far less tolerance for it.)

.. let's weaponize the shit out of implausability !

Let's make a LHC that is activated automatically in case of attack on the country or natural disaster..

National Security: All Done.

"... given physical, watermarked copies designed to guard against leaks....."
Unless you want to out the person leaking this document, he can't ever publish a photocopy of it as it will be traced back to him.

Oh c'mon... they never heard of photoshop? Either they don't have the document, or they figure it's not worth their time to make the watermark illegible.

Either way bodes well.

This causes a great deal of confusion, because the name of the great nerd who creates them all is named Shawn the Non-Believer, (AI algorithm researcher and atheist reddit troll).

Sneakernet is always faster, so if they can train up a few pretty women, pay them a decent programmers wage to have them steal stuff that is the work of 10 engineers or even hundreds, that's a pretty sound economic payoff don't you think?

No, no no... that whole thing is a total myth.

Maids are not pretty.