1. Record a video of your drugged 7 year-old.
2. ?????^H^H^H^H^HExploit him by putting video on Youtube.
I've been searching for that second step for ages....
You mean you'd been sitting on the first step for a long time and you couldn't figure out the second one?!? Dude, seriously.
If you look at minutes of use, the average American uses their cell phone four times as much--four times as much--as the average European.
Yeah, I used to spend more time on the internet back when I had dial-up.
In my town, we would wrap our feet in barbed wire for traction.
Barbed wire? You were lucky to have barbed wire. We used to have to strap two rabid squirrels to our feet!
This makes life easier when touch becomes a popular feature on laptops and desktop computers, for example.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. -- Jerome Klapka Jerome