1. Record a video of your drugged 7 year-old.
2. ?????^H^H^H^H^HExploit him by putting video on Youtube.
3. Profit!
I've been searching for that second step for ages....
You mean you'd been sitting on the first step for a long time and you couldn't figure out the second one?!? Dude, seriously.
If you look at minutes of use, the average American uses their cell phone four times as much--four times as much--as the average European.
Yeah, I used to spend more time on the internet back when I had dial-up.
In my town, we would wrap our feet in barbed wire for traction.
Barbed wire? You were lucky to have barbed wire. We used to have to strap two rabid squirrels to our feet!
#if WINDOWS_PHONE
#define ACCELEROMETER_SUPPORTED
#define TOUCH_SUPPORTED
#endif:
#if ACCELEROMETER_SUPPORTED:
#endif:
#if TOUCH_SUPPORTED:
#endif
This makes life easier when touch becomes a popular feature on laptops and desktop computers, for example.
"One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe." -- Tom Anderson