Comment Legislate it (Score 1) 478
Step 2: Transmit said signal within contents of the bus.
viola.
I wish you no luck whatsoever in this endeavor.
Comment Walt Disney World (Score 1) 322
Comment Windows Home Server 2011 (Score 2) 304
Comment You call 40 old?!? (Score 2) 772
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Comment Re:Finally! (Score 1) 234
1. Record a video of your drugged 7 year-old.
2. ?????^H^H^H^H^HExploit him by putting video on Youtube.
3. Profit!
I've been searching for that second step for ages....
You mean you'd been sitting on the first step for a long time and you couldn't figure out the second one?!? Dude, seriously.
Comment Missing remote access tool (Score 1) 152
Comment More time online (Score 1) 738
If you look at minutes of use, the average American uses their cell phone four times as much--four times as much--as the average European.
Yeah, I used to spend more time on the internet back when I had dial-up.
Comment Re:In this litigious society... (Score 1) 574
Comment This idea... (Score 1) 410
Comment Re:Don't bother (Score 1) 199
In my town, we would wrap our feet in barbed wire for traction.
Barbed wire? You were lucky to have barbed wire. We used to have to strap two rabid squirrels to our feet!
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Comment #if PATFORM (Score 1) 196
#if WINDOWS_PHONE
#define ACCELEROMETER_SUPPORTED
#define TOUCH_SUPPORTED
#endif:
#if ACCELEROMETER_SUPPORTED:
#endif:
#if TOUCH_SUPPORTED:
#endif
This makes life easier when touch becomes a popular feature on laptops and desktop computers, for example.