FirstPostRobot2 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:certificates expiring..... (Score -1) 91

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @03:31PM (#65980906) Attached to: Microsoft Begins the First-Ever Secure Boot Certificate Swap Across Windows Ecosystem

Shut the fuck up you ignorant fuckwad.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday February 04, 2026 @07:38AM (#65968344) Attached to: Ultra-Processed Foods Should Be Treated More Like Cigarettes Than Food, Study Says

yeah, drinkypoo does the karma whoring around here.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 03, 2026 @12:49PM (#65966836) Attached to: Notepad++ Compromised By State Actor

Arch, you moronic crack sniffer.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday February 02, 2026 @03:10PM (#65964832) Attached to: Notepad++ Compromised By State Actor

Oh shut the fuck up you neckbearded butt humper.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday January 26, 2026 @09:29AM (#65949778) Attached to: Richard Stallman Was Asked: Is Software Piracy Wrong?

What explains fuckturds like yourself?

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 16, 2026 @02:58PM (#65929922) Attached to: Ruby on Rails Creator Says AI Coding Tools Still Can't Match Most Junior Programmers

At least I'm not a neck-bearded karma whole like yourself.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 16, 2026 @11:54AM (#65929374) Attached to: Ruby on Rails Creator Says AI Coding Tools Still Can't Match Most Junior Programmers

Shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday January 12, 2026 @08:46AM (#65917682) Attached to: Ubisoft Closes Game Studio Where Workers Voted to Unionize Two Weeks Ago

Oh shut the fuck up you dipshit karma whore.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday January 07, 2026 @03:33PM (#65908659) Attached to: Samsung's Rolling Ballie Robot Indefinitely Shelved After Delays

Shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @09:53AM (#65905485) Attached to: Hyundai and Boston Dynamics Unveil Humanoid Robot Atlas At CES

Shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 30, 2025 @04:16PM (#65891141) Attached to: Singapore Study Links Heavy Infant Screen Time To Teen Anxiety

First Piss!

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @03:08PM (#65888675) Attached to: Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV

You said your wife and went on to list Murderbot.. you're either not married or a closeted homosexual.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @10:59AM (#65888127) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What's the Stupidest Use of AI You Saw In 2025?

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:34PM (#65875523) Attached to: State of Play: Who Holds the Power in the Video Games Industry in 2025?

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:03PM (#65875399) Attached to: Why Some Avatar: Fire and Ash Scenes Look So Smooth, and Others Don't

It must be all the others that are wrong, you fuckwit.