Closely (ish) followed by The Clash.

But, really, who gives a flying fuck?

I'll stop coming here after 27 (ish) years

And just let them race.

This is all done for attention deficient American viewers I reckon.

Why would I want 55,000 shirts?

Blame it all on Salesforce.

They go somewhere else....

Jeez,

I get unlimited calls, unlimited texts & a gig of 5G data with rollover for unused for £6 /month here in the UK. You're paying too much.

He's a butter knife

AI can go and fuck itself!

Ducks don't "swim"!

We've just got to count the seconds until it does.

I suggest you re-read the linked article.
Specifically:

Colt was founded in 1992 by Jim Hynes with funds provided by Fidelity Investments as City Of London Telecommunications.

COLT aka City Of London Telecomms is now City of London Telecomms Telecomms?

By whom?