Re:Hey Michael (Score 0, Offtopic)

No, you're thinking of this article from late 1998 by Sengan.

There should be some comments in the article, as you can read CmdrTaco talking about re-enabling comments. Perhaps when the original static .shtml files the articles and comments were archived in were parsed, the comments in this one were missed. There's also another, unrelated article that came after this into which people first started posting comments of protest. I can't seem to find it, however.