Comment Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless (Score -1, Troll) 109
"Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless"
Maureen O'Nigger (GNAP) Hong Kong, HK - Gary Niger, known here as the intrepid Nigger-Anus pilot and spokes-negro of the GNAA (NASDIQ: GNAA) was laid off today from his second job at Lik-Dong after the company spread it's cheeks for the massive legal phallus of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation (NASDIQ: ANAL).
Lik-Dong, best known for it's "modchips" which turn Japenese video games into American hardcore gay pornography could not be reached for comment.
Sony Adult Entertainment Corp had stated in previous press release that they did not tolerate anal piracy of any sort and that "we told those nigger bastards they were going to pay!"
Recently a hostile take-over of the heretofor Japanese company left it in solely Jewish hands. An employee of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corp said on condition of anonymity, "maybe if those cheap fucks had spent some money on the GayStation III, instead of whores, and X... we wouldn't be going out of business".
Timecop was notified of the layoff today when he recieved a despondent phone call from Gary. Gary informed timecop that "Being a Gay Nigger just doesn't pay like it used to". Timecop, CEO of GNAA, GNAA Enterprises, and the newly formed GNAA Corps Africa, in his discussion with Gary promised to see what he could do about Gary's compensation package based on his layoff.
GNAA, on behalf of the CEO released an official statement which follows: "Gary was laid off from his day job today, and though his work at the GNAA continues to be anus-breaking, his anus is not as tight as it once was, and though still satisfying, loosens after a severe pounding. I therefore cannot give Gary a raise at this time."
Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation was contacted for comment but all that was audible on the line was "SHOVE THAT NIGGER DICK DEEPER, OOH YES! DEEPER!" This was followed by a click and the line disconnected, no attempt at a return call was made.
About Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation:
LOL.
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