Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Public Service Announcement, for the fellas 30

Journal by Em Emalb on Wednesday September 29, 2004 @08:32AM

HAYZEUS H CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

Are we not men? Are we not God' gift to women? Are we not the ones who make the fucking decisions?

WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS PANSY BOY I WANNA CUDDLE AND BRING YOU A GLASS OF WATER SHIT?

We've GOT to get it together. Did the Roman's call it quits at Peal Harbor?* Did the Mormons surrender at the Alamo? HELL NO. So why are you giving up your man hood, and getting in touch with your fucking FEMININE SIDE?

YOU BIG FUCKING BABIES! BE A MAN!

Oh, hang on a second.

"what's that babe? Can I take the trash out, and bring you back a glass of water? Yes, dear."

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Er... (Score:2)

by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:

if anybody brought back a glass of water from the trash for ME, i'd be more than a little distressed.

And then so would they.
Some of us... (Score:2)

by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:

like cuddling. :-)
- Re:Some of us... (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  And I mean this in the most sincere way:
  
  YOU FUCKIN PUSSY. ;P
  - Re:Some of us... (Score:2)
    
    by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
    
    Well I never hear YOU complaining when I want to cuddle!
    - Some Woman???? (Score:2)
      
      by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
      
      They're at it again. Break em up.... :)
      - Re:Some Woman???? (Score:2)
        
        by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
        
        So, what your saying is Some Woman should be between me and Em while we cuddle? You know, I DO like that arrangement better. :-)
        
        Re:Some Woman???? (Score:2)
        
        by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
        
        "your" should be "you're"
        If I keep doing that, I'm leaving slashdot... I NEVER used to do that.
        
        Re:Some Woman???? (Score:3, Funny)
        
        by Zirnike ( 640152 ) writes:
        
        Your over-reacting. I think you're grammar is fine.
      - Re:Some Woman???? (Score:2)
        
        by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
        
        No. It's Eth and Em that you have to worry about.
        
        You can't expect me to intervene everytime somebody attempts to relate with the Pole Master. I, mean...that's like everybody. You've got to pick and choose your battles. Besides, I was bowling. :^)
        
        Re:Some Woman???? (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        No. It's Eth and Em that you have to worry about.
        S&M?
        Ew. Dirty mind!
        Cheers.
        Ethelred
    - Re:Some of us... (Score:1)
      
      by 5amTheButcher ( 720031 ) writes:
      
      juicy.
My Mean Hoodies (Score:1)

by BandwidthHog ( 257320 ) writes:

Cuddling: post-coital foreplay

Water: who wants to kiss someone that just spent forty minutes doing heavy mouth-breathing and is now smacking their lips like a dog gagging on peanut butter?

Besides, a truly skilled lover will have water (and a towel!) stashed next to the bed (or couch, kitchen counter, washing machine, attic stairs, garden gnome, etc.) so neither of you has to get up immediately after draining off all those excess brain cells.
- Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  A truly skilled man would have his woman set all that up, while he watches the game.
  
  And there'd be a sandwich too. ;)
  - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:1)
    
    by Blackneto ( 516458 ) writes:
    
    preaching to the choir man.
  - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:1)
    
    by BandwidthHog ( 257320 ) writes:
    
    A truly skilled man would have his woman set all that up, while he watches the game.
    
    Hard to argue with that sort of logic.
    
    But what's with the 'watches the game' part? Is that some sort of clever euphemism for setting up the tripod?
    - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:2)
      
      by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
      
      I thought watching the game was what the guy did while the girl gives him a warm-up hummer.
      
      Before she makes the sandwich.
      
      ....Bethanie....
      - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        If you ever have the desire to be a kept woman
        
        Didn't you know?? I already am!
        
        ....Bethanie....
      - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:2)
        
        by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
        
        Please inform hubby of his luckiness and then warn him about the line of men waiting just in case he screws anything up ;-)
        
        Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        *sigh*
        
        He just rolled his eyes. You see what I have to deal with?
        
        ....Bethanie....
  - Re:My Mean Hoodies (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    Ham or turkey?
    
    ....B....
Mormons? I got yer Mormons right here (Score:2)

by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:

We've GOT to get it together. Did the Roman's call it quits at Peal Harbor?* Did the Mormons surrender at the Alamo? HELL NO.
Dude. Everyone knows it was the Mormons who attacked Pearl Harbor.
Besides, the Romans fought in Italy because it's boot-shaped. [satirewire.com]
Cheers,
Ethelred
Oh please (Score:2)

by NeMon'ess ( 160583 ) writes:

We're all just closeted queers and you're getting way too insecure. Now come over here and we'll paint our nails together.
- Re:Oh please (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  Now come over here and we'll paint our nails together.
  I can't. Biff would get jealous.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
Yo Yo Yo (Score:1)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

I make them bishes hoze
with mah 12 inch wang
I slam my bishes in pain
doez horz like the screamin'
and I do mah creamin
while watching Hannity & Colmes
WTF??? (Score:1)

by redhead-kitten ( 775093 ) writes:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
*gasp* *cough, cough* *choke*
Thanks for the water dear. Forget the trash. How soon until round 2?
^_^
Wow, this is weird (Score:2)

by M.C. Hampster ( 541262 ) writes:

It's like the Promise Keepers conference [promisekeepers.org] I went to this last weekend, but with a bunch of swear words.
Heh (Score:2)

by Iamthefallen ( 523816 ) * writes:

...and getting in touch with your fucking FEMININE SIDE?
I'm so in touch with my feminine side.

In fact, I'm touching it right now...
Australia (Score:2)

by yuri benjamin ( 222127 ) writes:

Why not go to Australia,
where the men are real men, and the women are real men, and the sheep wear suspenders.

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