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  • So I could watch Misty May and Kerri Walsh get, er, uh, "dressed", for their matches...
    • Maybe you could just ask them if they wanted to get naked for you, rather than being sneaky? Sometimes honesty works. Failing that, make a suit out of fiber to make to invisible.
  • The sea cow bit was great. Jim Gaffigan is a really funny guy.

    "You gotta get a job."

    "But I live in the sea."

    "Perhaps you live in the sea 'cause you ain't got no job."
    • yeah...what the heck happened to him anyway?

      Did he drink/smoke/snort his life away or what?

      One minute he was all over the comedy scene, next he's disappeared.

      Oh well. He was pretty funny.
      • He was in the Seattle area playing at Giggles Comedy Club a few weeks ago. Also made an appearance on KMTT's morning show. He is still alive, just touring right now probably working on some new material.

        Or the sea cows got him.
  • Cats have it AWESOME. Food provided, sleep all day, always finding comfortable ways of laying down.

    Yup. That's the life for me! That and a toke on some rawwwwwwkking catnip with Marley playing in the background.
    • Yeah, but I'm kind of fond of my balls and would be pissed if someone cut them off.

      And even though I don't use my finger nails for much, I wouldn't really want to lop them off either.

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  • just somewhere else. i'll be somewhere better shortly after 5:00 today. but then i will be here again tomorrow morning. it's such a cyclical downward spiral.

    that is, until i find the way out for good. man, i've got to get on that.

    here you have it. a little over a week being back from kick ass vacation, i'm already set to leave again. looking forward to the approaching three day weekend when i get to play the part of best man in the wedding of my best pal. that and the not working those three days.
  • I would use my invisibility to foil evildoers and to carry out my own nefarious plans.

    Muwahahahaha.
  • and lennon wrote that line out on a typewriter while tripping, and being chased around the room by giant purple things, if i recall correctly, and his endearing quote on the subject was something like, "You have NO IDEA how hard it is to type something while on acid."

    The answer is, I GOTTA BE ME!!!!!!

    now performing on stage 3, your least favourite songs, performed by a cranky dragon.

    Swimming in the drain, you're swimming in the drain-

    the ants are my friends, sir, they're blowing in the wind, the ants, s
  • or false I'm not really sure on this. Can I say Maybe? Actually, I like being me most of the time. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, but then I wouldn't be me so I wouldn't know I was someone else, so it wouldn't matter. Hey maybe I AM someone else and I don't even know it! My head hurts.

  • E. (Score:2)

    by Abm0raz ( 668337 )
    Come on? All you have to do to get everything you want in life is to learn how to crap outside (hell, I already know how to use a toilet) and be as lazy as humaanly (or caninely) possible. Look at any "good dog", he's just the laziest mofo around. Too lazy to jump up; too lazy runaway, err to explore; too lazy to attack strangers, err the neighbors; too lazy to warn of a burgler, err guests outside.

    Yep, good dogs are lazy dogs ... and dammit I'm lazy.

    -Ab
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  • Barbara Manatee,
    You are the one for me.
    Sent from up above,
    You are the one I love!
  • Yes, I would want to be invisible. Seriouly, when I was a little kid, I always wanted people not to see me and to not notice I was in the room or around, so then I could just do what I wanted and not be bothered or talked to.

    This fascination continued into my later years when I used to LARP. I'd always play a Malchavian, not so I could act crazy, but so I could be invisible and go on fact-gathering missions without being noticed (although I was pretty good at playing a crazy character). It would be a GR
  • But, only if that means truly invisible - not these pseudo-invisible ideas like full-body suits covered in cameras and projectors or mirrors. I'd want an invisibility that meant no one could see me - not a blur, no shadow, nothing. I'd also want it to be fully reversible by my choice at any time.
  • The Cheshire Cat.

    He's da Man! Or rather, da Feline! Or something like that...

    -MT.

  • I'd rather be him over there.

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