Journal Em Emalb's Journal: I want a new nickname 36

Journal by Em Emalb on Thursday March 18, 2004 @08:45AM

From now on, I'd like to be called Chocolate Water Hose. Or White meat telephone. Or paper towel karma. Or Doctor Stapler-toes. Or Internet Cash Money!.

Yeah, from now on, Internet Cash-Money!

Say it like this: Inner Net (then really fast, so it blurs together: cash-money.

Damn, time to delete Em and make a Internet Cash-money account.....or not.

I'm retarded. Please don't feed the Emalbs.

So, wtf is the deal with Orkut? Is it a social experiment? Yet another place I have to click everyday? What? I don't really get it. AND...some of those groups are down right scary.

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Doctor (Score:2)

by Servo ( 9177 ) writes:

Staplertoes. World famous plastic surgen.
Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:2)

by MonTemplar ( 174120 ) * writes:

The noted buck-passer. :-)

-MT.
- Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  somebody already has that one....and it's not me.
  
  *sigh*
  
  Hmm...let's do some more: Caffeine Paper Cut
  
  Sweater-vest cold cuts
  
  McNugget Skunk
  
  you try ;)
  - Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:2)
    
    by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
    
    Professor Stinky Nuts
    Dr. Doo-Large
    Styrofoam sweater puppies
    Evangelical Shish-Ka-Bob
    How are those?
    - Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:1)
      
      by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
      
      not bad, not bad.
      
      Sweater Puppies. Hmm. Where I come from, sweater puppies have a specific meaning. ;)
      - Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:2)
        
        by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
        
        Yeah... bewbs. I thought you might want to mess with all the LadyGuardian trolls. :-)
        
        Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:1)
        
        by bewbs ( 763379 ) writes:
        
        ask and you shall receive, TechnoLust dear!
        
        Re:Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:2)
        
        by arb ( 452787 ) writes:
        
        Wow. I thought that name would have already been taken... Wonder why no-one picked that name to troll LG?
from now on... (Score:2)

by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:

...i'm calling you Emma. And not just any old Emma- i'm calling you the Yosemite Sam version, with the loud, "Remember St. Louis?" and the flowers i picked from your lawn.

EMMA!!!! Remember St. Louis???
- Re:from now on... (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  Hmmm....transgenderists of the world DIVIDE! Erm, Unite!
  
  Uh, okie dokie. Call me Emma. Just don't call me late for dinner! ;)
  
  BTW, St Louis was fantastic! Hmmm....nah.
  - And on that note (Score:2)
    
    by Abm0raz ( 668337 ) writes:
    
    Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
    
    -bA
T-bone (Score:1)

by baby_head_rush ( 131448 ) writes:

Sounds like you just watched the George nick-name episode of Seinfeld.
- Re:T-bone (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  nah, I'm just a nut.
  
  Peanut-butter marbles
  - Re:T-bone (Score:1)
    
    by johndiii ( 229824 ) * writes:
    
    A Koko-nut??
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
      
      Comment removed based on user account deletion
Internetca Shmoney?? (Score:1)

by johndiii ( 229824 ) * writes:

To be called after a figment of our collective imagination?
- Re:Internetca Shmoney?? (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  exactly.
  
  For aren't I a figment of reality?
  
  Or is it my reality is your imagination?
  
  Hmm, I'm confoosed.
  
  Oh look, cheese!
  - Re:Internetca Shmoney?? (Score:1)
    
    by johndiii ( 229824 ) * writes:
    
    This reality is only the afternoon siesta dream of a large sapient hippopotamus, who had too much spicy food for lunch.
    
    Cheese? Where?
How about I call you... (Score:2)

by WIAKywbfatw ( 307557 ) writes:

...Mr Tibbs?
- Re:How about I call you... (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  I'd prefer Duddits!
  
  maybe you get it, maybe you don't....either way. DUDDITS!
  - Re:How about I call you... (Score:1)
    
    by gmhowell ( 26755 ) writes:
    
    Book or movie? (I haven't seen the movie). And if you want a name from that book, I suggest Shit Weasel.
    
    Oh, wait, we already used that one on Joseph.
    - Re:How about I call you... (Score:1)
      
      by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
      
      The movie's quite good (I thought...).
Why? (Score:2)

by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:

Why do you want to be called a name that is more likely to be the subject line of a spam email, Mr.Kashmunkee?
- Re:Why? (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  Ah, Fort Kanocks.
  
  obviously, you don't see my ultimate goal...which is to sell the most stuff via spam ever.
I think you should call yourself (Score:1)

by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:

yuG enasnI ehT emalB
- Re:I think you should call yourself (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  Why am I always to blame?
  - Re:I think you should call yourself (Score:1)
    
    by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
    
    Since you *obviously* control the weather, and the weather affects everything, from the price of tea in china to the depression that causes people to eat too much, you are, as they say, where the buck stops.
I haven't been invited! (Score:2)

by stoolpigeon ( 454276 ) writes:

to join Orkut you insensitive clod!!
- Re:I haven't been invited! (Score:1)
  
  by gmhowell ( 26755 ) writes:
  
  what's your email address?
  - Re:I haven't been invited! (Score:2)
    
    by stoolpigeon ( 454276 ) writes:
    
    oh - i don't really want to be on it- just trying to be funny
    
    i failed it huh?
- Re:I haven't been invited! (Score:1)
  
  by Hirofyre ( 612929 ) writes:
  
  Neither have I :( It sounds interesting
there are many opinions on the hustle and bustle (Score:1)

by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:

a good nickname is the key. i suggest em "the yellow dart" emalb. yeah. cool nickname.
Might I suggest (Score:2)

by dubiousdave ( 618128 ) writes:

consulting one of those webpage anagram generators? One of my co-workers started playing with one of those, and now he's filed in my address book as Enchilada Mold. Another co-worker is now Planet Leaky Meat, and she's a vegetarian.
Re: (Score:2)

by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:

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Slacker (Score:2)

by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:

Only one journal entry today. What's up with that? Unacceptable, I say!
- Re:Slacker (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  sorry.
  
  uh...can I use the I was too busy excuse?
  
  Cause it's true. :(

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Be your own troll, 'Mih Emalb' (Score:2)

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from now on... (Score:2)

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And on that note (Score:2)

T-bone (Score:1)

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Internetca Shmoney?? (Score:1)

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How about I call you... (Score:2)

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Why? (Score:2)

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there are many opinions on the hustle and bustle (Score:1)

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