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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: 3rd one today. I need your help people! 22

Journal by Em Emalb

So. The signature defines the man. (Or woman, as the case may be)

My sig sucks.

I need your help.

Friends, Countrymen, Romans...I need you.

Help me make a sig.

I need your assistance in this most important of matters.

thanks.

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  • Your Head A-Splode.

    Compliments of a vector'd strong bad.
  • "My other sig is worth reading", as a homage to all those jokers who have "My other car is a Porsche" stickers in the back windows of their rusting heaps of junk.

    Or perhaps "If you can read this sig you're reading too far", as a homage to all those comedians who have "If you can read this t-shirt you're standing too close" t-shirts.

    Or "Buy this sig from me on eBay!", for the gullable.

  • Sig fault: post ended.

    Personally I like the sigs that are logical conundrums or bad puns.

    - Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash prizes.

    - Matter. Void where prohibited.
  • "my sig sucks"

    or you could go with a quote from mr. waturi, "who said that? i didn't say that! if i said that, i would have been wrong."

    or you could listen to someone else, perhaps someone who actually has good ideas. heck, you could make the previous sentence your sig. or you could just follow it's advice.

  • Have at it! (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Safety Cap ( 253500 ) on Tuesday January 13, 2004 @03:26PM (#7964928) Homepage Journal
    * I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it.
    * 90% of everything is crud.
    * A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
    * A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it??
    * A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)
    * A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
    * A kibble is one thousand nibbles.
    * A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
    * A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
    * Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
    * According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
    * All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
    * Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.
    * Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
    * Any given program, when running, it is obsolete.
    * Any given program costs more and takes longer.
    * Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
    * Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.
    * Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
    * Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
    * Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
    * Avoid reality at all costs.
    * Be fruit fly and multiple.
    * Be good; if you can't be good, forget it!
    * Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
    * Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
    * Cautious: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
    * CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
    * Change a life; make someone feel important.
    * Clever is getting out alive.
    * Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
    * Consider yourself hugged.
    * Cute and interesting are two different things.
    * Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
    * Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
    * Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
    * Death is the consequence of being alive.
    * Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road when one of them was assaulted?
    * Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
    * Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
    * Do unto others before they do unto you.
    * Do we know that life has a cause?
    * Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
    * Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
    * Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
    * Don't compute and drive; the life you save may be your own.
    * Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
    * Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
    * Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
    * Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
    * Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it.
    * Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent.
    * Don't take me literally.
    * Don't tell me any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
    * Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.
    * Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
    * Drive defensively, buy a tank.
    * Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
    * Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
    * Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
    * Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    * Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
    * Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island.
    * Everything is possible; just not too probable.
    * Everything is unimportant in some way.
    * Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
    * Everything takes longer than you think.
    * Excellent time to become a missing person.
    * Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
    * Experiments should be reproducible - t
  • ...But I just put it in like 2 hours before I read this, or I would hand you mine.

    A little wassup to the funk era....
  • -If I had wanted your opinion, I would have asked you to fill out the necessary forms.
    -Don't cry over spilled milk... unless it was your milk.
    -I'd get a lot more done if people would quit inter
    -Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the... tech support worker turned sniper who's out to end the user error problem once and for all.
    -Thanks, I'll take that into consideration. But I'm also taking into consideration the fact that you have less brain power than a retarded squirrel.
    -Linus is gay. [
  • (\(\
    (^.^)
    (")")

    *This is the cute bunny virus, please copy this into your sig so it can spread
    • !

      It is cuter than mine:

      ()()
      (..)
      (^^)*
      UU

    • I think I'll take this one for myself with a slight modification.....

      Except I forget what the tag is for fixed width fonts and am having trouble looking it up.

      You would think that Webmaster in a Nutshell would have it but I can't find it from the index.

      I once took notes for this kinda stuff but I lost them. This drives me crazy.

      Then I get the idea to look at the source.
      Is it the tt or the td tag that makes it fixed width?
      OK, it is tt, I noticed it flipping through the book again.
      Why isn't it indexed und
  • "First they fight you, then they laugh at you, then they ignore you, then you lose."
  • Viva la dumbass! [slashdot.org]

    Maybe have it link to your journal.

    That could be kinda cool.
  • heheheh

    Apetit.

  • My name Is Emalb
    And I have no .signature
    Help me find one, please
  • "Never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint." -- George Banks

    Bonus points if you can guess the flick.

  • _ (Score:1)

    by MiTEG ( 234467 )
    This space intentionally left blank.
  • My sig sucked, so I asked friends for advice. Their ideas sucked too, so you're not reading this.

    ;-)
    (didn't check if it fitted the 120char limit)

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