Em Emalb's Journal: Whimsical Poll: Who's more attractive to you

A) Christina Aguillera

B) Brittney Spears

C) whatever dude.

D) yeah, Em's a leper.

E) they are both very nice looking young women who form a good positive role-model for today's youth.

F) eh, I wouldn't kick them outta bed for eating crackers. (would we crackers?)

G) Head! Pants! NOW!!!*

*that would be other for you lamers.

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Head! Pants! NOW!!!

[kingofnopants]

he'll be cryin' 'imself to sleep on his huge pillow!

ick

[banky]

CA is unhealthy looking; perhaps it is my cro-magnon genes talking, but I can't look at her and not think, "christ she'd never survive childbirth". I haven't seen her tits or clit but all her visible piercings don't fit well, they appear too gaudy and random.

BS is just that... bullshit. It's all smoke and mirrors. She's average at best. Any papparatzi photo will show that.

Weird-The letter "ick" has the most votes so far

[handsomepete]

I third it. And I agree with this post.

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[Servo]

And I forth it.

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[banky]

From the TMI department: on Stern he claimed he gave her a rimjob.

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[RLiegh]

I agree, and frankly I have found this whole idea of anorexic women to be really, truly creepy and unhealthy.

I've never really liked many women I've seen in the media, what gets me is seeing the girls in real life (at the store, clubs, etc) who look like they'd snap if you looked at them wrong; forget childbirth.

Anyone else notice that this is primarily a white eruo thing, or is it just me? Other cultures tend to prefer either overweight (as a status thing) or HWP men and women...basically women who look

Um ... H

[MagnetarJones]

Shakira

E!

[Squidgee]

Definately E!

I mean, their style of clothes should be copied by all females. Under 150lbs.

C) they are both atrocious yet hot

[sielwolf]

I have a general rule: would I want to wake up to this person in the morning. More to the point, if one of my friends found out, would I be sweating looking for an excuse?

Both of these girls... eh... On a purely viceral level: yes to both. But Christina bothers me with her high school queen bee diva routine. I hate how she is all whispering to her get of friends. I hate how she throws out her 'latina' background as if it was a Prada jacket. I hate how she talks about her 'horrible' upbringing as a c

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[Keith Russell]

I hate how she throws out her 'latina' background as if it was a Prada jacket.

Please. She's from the Pittsburgh suburb of Wexford. If that 'burb got any more white bread, they'd change the name to Town Talk.

B + F

[arb]

If I had to pick between the two (and had no other choices) I'd prolly pick Britney. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed if they farted, but to be honest, they wouldn't be my first choice of sleeping partners either...

hmm

[intermodal]

patrick stewart

WHUUUUUUUURES ... B

[jdiggans]

So I don't really consider myself terribly evil but I must admit that both names just immediately trigger 'gigantic whore' in the dark recesses of the psyche. I think the difference then is that for (B) the loud and obnoxious 'WHOOOOOOORE' is quickly followed by ' ... but it would be fun!!' whereas for (A) all I hear is '... and she's probably got something modern medicine can't yet define!!'. Always bet on fun.

Definitely B.

I think A was ruled out by the Maxim spread in which she tried REALLY really reall

LOok at the size of that thing!

[mekkab]

Cristina Aguilera looks like a coke whore. Its just NOT healthy.
And BS just suxxors.

"We've got a piper down!"

C. Whatever dude.

[spoonyfork]

You know who is cute though, Zhang Ziyi [ziyifilms.com] from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.






Then again, I wouldn't kick Sean Connery [kinoweb.de] out of bed either. ;)

C - stupid lamenss filter

[Flamesplash]

As far as I've seen neither have anything going for them other than half decent singing skills and popular looks. I don't like either and don't find either attractive, I pity them when they realize beauty is fickle.

F

[jawtheshark]

Definately... They both qualify as cute and I'm in dire need to get laid.

If pushed, Britney

[Tet]

I don't particularly like either, but at least Britney looks kind of attractive. Christina turns me off completely and is (IMHO) just plain ugly.

B without a doubt

[mike_mgo]

I can't understand all of this half-hearted,"Well, if you put a gun to my head I would choose..." stuff. You know if a girl like that showed interest in you at a bar you'd be after her in a heartbeat, (except for you married guys...I hope)

I mean, we're not talking about someone you'd settle down with and raise a family, we're just talking about partying for a night. Either one of them would probably be a lot of fun to go out with, you don't get to be as popular as they are by being a boring recluse. Sure,

(C&&F);

[Red Warrior]

Too skinny. Both.
However, with prescription beer googles, either one would get the job done.
I'd feel a lot more hangover remorse waking up with A, however.

I vote for "Ick" too...

[Interrobang]

Hmm... Attractive star-type women... Margaret Cho before she lost all the weight and started to look like an AIDS-infected speed freak; Rosie O'Donnell; Lori Petty; Queen Latifah. Yeah. Ok.

I'd still take wheany over the lot o' them, tho'. :)

foo

[subgeek]

the problem for me is it is difficult to be attracted to someone who irritates me. thus i am not really attracted to either one. if somehow a person who both had a nice personality and didn't make those terrible sounds were in one of those bodies, i'd probably prefer that person ended up in britney's body, but even that is a stretch.

B & F

[ces]

Don't get me wrong I sleep with either, although I'd insist on a condom with Christine.

On the other hand Brittney at least has some meat on her bones, has that "girl next door" thing going for her, and was totally hot in that red latex catsuit.

Shakira, Tori Amos, Nicole Kidman, or Alyson Harrigan would rank much higher on my list.