Em Emalb's Journal: Uno, Dos, Poll

Em should stop making polls.

A) Nay.

B) Yea.

C) Only when I don't like the subjects he polls about.

D) His polls suck and so does he. I'm mad at the world, damnit!

E) Who? Wha...?

F) Chris D is jealous of Em's supafly powers.

D.

[red5]

Definitely D. Em's poll suxz0r and by extension so does he.

Re:

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F.)

[FortKnox]

Poop!

Nay

[Servo]

A

eh?

Missing option!!!

[Xerithane]

How about "Keep the polls, but stop with the missing options!"

Re:Missing option!!!

[Em Emalb]

Hmm...I think the next poll will go something like this:

A) xxxx
B) xxxx
c...

d...

H) Everything else you could possibly think of that I missed and you feel slighted over.

Or would that not work?

Re:Missing option!!!

[Xerithane]

H) Everything else you could possibly think of that I missed and you feel slighted over.

I think that'll be fine... but it really will remove some of the entertainment I get from your polls :)

Re:Missing option!!!

[Em Emalb]

hmmm...ok, I'll polish it up some before I put it out there then.

Of course, you've probably heard the old saying:

You can't polish a turd. :)

Re:Missing option!!!

[arb]

But what about:

I) Options Em missed but I don't care that deeply enough about them to feel slighted? ;-)

A little A, a little D

[Some Woman]

Don't stop making polls because I like them, but damn I'm pissed at the world, and, by extension, Em and his stupid polls. There.

Re:A little A, a little D

[Safety Cap]

At least that's better than A. D. D. *RIM SHOT*

D, of course

[gmhowell]

D. Did you really need a poll for this? It's common knowledge that you are teh suxxor.

Re:D, of course

[Em Emalb]

Yeah, apparently I am teh suxxor.

Man, 10 responses and almost all have said I suck.

I'm gonna need therapy after this poll...I can feel it.

E as in Em Emalb

[baldass_newbie]

I have no idea who you are or why you're asking me this.
This isn't Russia.
(Is this Russia?)

C- / D+

[heliocentric]

C- Because sometimes it's interesting (i.e. when the topic is something I care about) so I'll post and read what others said. Othertimes I just skip it, and to me it's not horrible since your polls are quick to read. Not some blathering diatribe about how you need to cut your toe nails or something (I'm not like talking about anyone in particular here, just a general anit-foot-fetish in me coming out).

D+ because right now I'm depressed about my job situation and I'm mad at the world and everyone on it (a

A ) Dude !

[Raiford]

The Gallup organization is second to you man ! However just what the hell do you do with all the data ? Are we just here for your amusement .... oh wait. That's what these journals are all about right, amusing each other.

How 'bout F?

[krugdm]

ph33r 3mz m4d p077!n6 sk!77z!

Slick topic logo. When'd they add a LOTR topic?

Polls?

[MagnetarJones]

In SOVIET RUSSIA Polls create you..

G...

[Xaoswolf]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE POLLS UMmm...

Damn never mind, I think it's time for a new trolling technique, howbout

*clears thrat*

IN SOVIET CANADA THE POLLS SHOW YOUR A HOSER, EH

Yes, that shall do nicely

[C]

[mirabilos]

I usually only read journals any more when their
subjects are descriptive and interest me.
I delete like 90% of the slashdot mails.

F <- Won't pass lameness filter by itself.

[TechnoLust]

Definitely F, because your polls aren't:
Which linux distro man pages do you read on the can?
A) RedHat
B) Mandrake
C) SuSe
D) Debian
E) I don't have a bathroom, I crap in a hole in the ground you insensitive clod.
F) I crap on Cowboy Neal's chest

Now do you see why yours are better?