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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Poll: What would you rather be eaten by? 32

Journal by Em Emalb on Monday April 04, 2005 @01:40PM

A) a fluffy grue.

B) a liger.

C) angry sea bass.

D) a shark.

E) a hyena.

F) a human.

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F) Human (Score:2)

by SiliconJesus ( 1407 ) * writes:

Make me human stew. Actually, if I could figgure out a way to have myself made into a stew for my wake, I'd do just that, so everyone there could walk away with a little bit of me.
F.II (Score:2)

by TheConfusedOne ( 442158 ) writes:

F.II - Beautiful woman with complete control of her gag reflex.
- Re:F.II (Score:1)
  
  by baldass_newbie ( 136609 ) writes:
  
  I second this.
  - Re:F.II (Score:2)
    
    by webhat ( 558203 ) writes:
    
    Motion carried!
- Re:F.II (Score:2)
  
  by NeMon'ess ( 160583 ) writes:
  
  Well there goes the poll. Good answer. I third this.
- Re:F.II (Score:2)
  
  by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes:
  
  Not to 1 up you, but... Japanese Twins. :-)
  - Re:F.II (Score:2)
    
    by TheConfusedOne ( 442158 ) writes:
    
    Not bad, better than Chinese twins. Have them and you'll just be horny again 10 minutes later.
B) Liger (Score:1)

by NeeNee3 ( 601111 ) writes:

Specifically, I wanna be eaten by Napolean D's version of the liger. Lucky!!!
- Re:B) Liger (Score:2)
  
  by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
  
  But my lips hurt REAL BAD!
  
  Hehehe. :) Think I'm gonna build you a cake or something.
  - You gonna eat those tots? (Score:2)
    
    by FirstNoel ( 113932 ) writes:
    
    God, I'll do whatever I want to...
- Dang, those things actually exist... (Score:2)
  
  by FirstNoel ( 113932 ) writes:
  
  Thank you google...
  http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=mozclient&ie =utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=Liger [google.com]
  And here I just liked them for their magical properties.
  
  Sean D.
Has to be a grue. (Score:1)

by Deamos ( 108051 ) writes:

If it hadn't been an option I would have put Grue.

Why would you want to be eaten by anything else?

Well maybe a Red Dragon.
- Re:Has to be a grue. (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  It is dark...
- Re:G) (Score:2)
  
  by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
  
  Likewise, I'm sure.
  
  Em, did you make this poll for me?
  
  ....Bethanie....
  - Re:G) (Score:1)
    
    by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
    
    Of course.
    
    The AC loses points for posting anonymously though.
    
    Weak sauce.
- Re:G) (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  I completely concur!!! :-D
G) A 5 year old (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

I mean it's only fair.
- Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:1)
  
  by Son Danny ( 873320 ) writes:
  
  Oh! Look! New Mommy made Daddy stew! Yum! Tasty!
  - Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:2)
    
    by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
    
    Danny! What did I tell you about hacking the router?
    
    This is a beatable offense!
    - Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:1)
      
      by Son Danny ( 873320 ) writes:
      
      No, Daddy! It wasn't me! It was, um, Old Mommy! Yes, Old Mommy! She made me do it!
      
      New Mommy! Help! Daddy is chasing me with the rubber hose!
      - Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:2)
        
        by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
        
        it's not a hose, it's New Mommy's latex catsuit!
- Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:2)
  
  by JVert ( 578547 ) writes:
  
  meme too!
D - A shark (Score:1)

by jawtheshark ( 198669 ) * writes:

Not because I think that I will enjoy it, but "nick oblige".
e (Score:1)

by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:

laughter suits my death well.
REPOSTED ANSWER (Score:1)

by Treebeard the Ent ( 638978 ) writes:

See my answer [slashdot.org]. It's a repost from this poll [slashdot.org]
Human (Score:1)

by Fishstick ( 150821 ) writes:

preferably blonde
G) (Score:2)

by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:

I'd like to be eaten by:
G) a hymen

Not strictly true, but a pun is a pun is a pun.:)
F.) Puny Hyoooman (Score:2)

by loucura! ( 247834 ) writes:

Why do you ask, Em, are you offering?
I'm lodging a complaint about the options (Score:2)

by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:

You might ask where I'm lodging it. I be lodgin' that punk-ass beeyotch at dat humpin' Econo-Lodge [econolodge.com].
Sorry, got that damned Delta Flash [jokaroo.com] thingie stuck (lodged?) in my head now. I blame Em.
Cheers,
Ethelred
PS: I'll take F) a female human for $200, Alex.
Ill tempored sea bass? (Score:2)

by robi2106 ( 464558 ) writes:

I am liking the bass option. I mean that would be an interesting once in a lifetime experience!

jason

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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Poll: What would you rather be eaten by? 32

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Poll: What would you rather be eaten by?

F) Human (Score:2)

F.II (Score:2)

Re:F.II (Score:1)

Re:F.II (Score:2)

Re:F.II (Score:2)

Re:F.II (Score:2)

Re:F.II (Score:2)

B) Liger (Score:1)

Re:B) Liger (Score:2)

You gonna eat those tots? (Score:2)

Dang, those things actually exist... (Score:2)

Has to be a grue. (Score:1)

Re:Has to be a grue. (Score:1)

Re:G) (Score:2)

Re:G) (Score:1)

Re:G) (Score:2)

G) A 5 year old (Score:2)

Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:1)

Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:2)

Re:G) A 5 year old (Score:1)

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D - A shark (Score:1)

e (Score:1)

REPOSTED ANSWER (Score:1)

Human (Score:1)

G) (Score:2)

F.) Puny Hyoooman (Score:2)

I'm lodging a complaint about the options (Score:2)

Ill tempored sea bass? (Score:2)

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