Pay attention, 0x07.

> move the selector from BANG to BANG BANG BANG

Burst mode? Bah. I'd be happier with a... controlled bear.

It brings a whole new meaning to pushing weight.

"Something can sound intelligent without actually understanding anything."

Ah, yes. I, too, have listened to talk radio.

"Hey Siri, what's vaporware?"

"Sorry, I'm having trouble connecting to the internet. For more info, check the home app. Also, fuck you."

Fat Joe could be their spokesman.

(1) Trump is not a country, much to his chagrin. (2) Two wrongs don't make a right.

> ...in which even people who consume enough calories won't get the nutrients they need to thrive

Good Omens (the book, not the TV series) had a subplot about this. Yet again, Pratchett & Gaiman predicted the future.

I can't wait for Bill Cosby to present this new TV show. It'll be a sleeper hit.

"[U]sers [are] wondering why they are being asked to pay for something others get for free."

Windows users tend not to ask that question.

> why is everyone freaking out over the prospect of Iran obtaining nuclear weapons?

Iran is not a rational actor. A cult of martyrdom tends not to fear death.

I've heard similar arguments in jail. Psychopaths blame the victims for allowing themselves to be exploited.

Calling him a 'child' is a bit of a stretch, too, unless you mean 'an immature or irresponsible person' or 'a person who has little or no experience in a particular area' or 'a young human below the age of puberty'. It implies that he shouldn't be treated as an adult....and the court decided he should be.

If v6 isn't called Wintermute, it'll be a lost opportunity.

> a flurry of self-made programming that's all extra low-budget, zero effort, tick the boxes trash to start flooding the interface every time you open it.

Bravo!

He *can* go f___ himself, at last.