Man Yells at Cloud... I mean, Claude.

For an extra $10,000 they'll make it look less like the illegitimate offspring of Doctor Disrespect and a Squirtel.

And before that, Judaea and Samaria. Most people think the Bellum Judaicum was an Enigma album.

Black Rain / y u no slurp noodles? That's insane.
Black Rain / Atomic bombs bring fire and pain
Black Rain / Why print money? It's a pain
Black Rain / Von Clausewitz will explain

Put it in East Palestine, OH. No one will notice another train wreck.

Meanwhile, RyanAir will charge $10 for one-time-use anti-cancer bras.

If in doubt, blame Israel. Itâ(TM)s easier than acknowledging that the American voter chose Donald Trump, or that Iran started the conflict.

Sweet.

Can it run Crysis?

> if it's not 100% effective then it's useless.

I'm sure there's a joke in here about condoms and tariffs, but both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

WW3 is coming. Hang tight & we'll invite you.

I can't wait for Rockstar Games to do the sound effects.

We'll need a million Open Source programmers to support the new IT infrastructure. I'm calling dibs on 'The GNU Deal'.

> Literally nobody's performance will improve through humiliation.

Tell us you've never served in the military, without telling us you've never served in the military. :)

Low-background steel, AI style...