Comment Katie Johnson (Score 1) 80

by ElderOfPsion on Friday July 17, 2026 @08:25PM (#66244252) Attached to: Kalshi Flags Trump's Teleprompter Operator For Alleged Insider Trading

After Trump apologizes for raping 13-year-old Katie Johnson, I'll be more inclined to care what his moral compass tells him about insider trading.

Comment Imagine the bug bounties (Score 3, Funny) 68

by ElderOfPsion on Friday July 17, 2026 @08:15PM (#66244232) Attached to: Steve Wozniak's Foundation Partners With Realbotix To Build AI Teacherbot

Students exploit AI teacher's backdoor. News at 11.

Comment More powerful AC (Score 1) 200

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday July 05, 2026 @04:33AM (#66223114) Attached to: 842,000 American Households Lost Power Today During a Heatwave

Doesn't using more AC actually warm the planet?

Comment Building a Chinese Data Center on the Moon (Score 1) 195

by ElderOfPsion on Thursday July 02, 2026 @11:44AM (#66219910) Attached to: The Space-Based Data Center Hype Machine Is Already In Orbit

Didn't Heinlein write a novel in which someone built a data center on the Moon, out of off-the-shelf Chinese hardware?

Ah, got it: Temu is a Harsh Mistress.

Comment Hey Siri (Score 1) 216

by ElderOfPsion on Tuesday June 30, 2026 @02:44PM (#66217122) Attached to: County With 37 Data Centers Asks Schools To 'Conserve Electricity'

Hey Siri, are you taking the piss?

Comment First they came for Pluto. (Score 1) 42

by ElderOfPsion on Tuesday June 30, 2026 @07:28AM (#66216530) Attached to: Scientists Think Neptune and Uranus May Not Be the Ice Giants We Imagined

Uranus is next. Someone should look into that.

Comment Re:LOL (Score 1) 31

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 28, 2026 @07:09AM (#66213902) Attached to: California Sheriff Says Their Drone Disarmed a Suspect, Shares Video on Instagram

This disarming drone
Pampers cops' complexity,
Finds doughnut loophole.

Comment Diversity! (Score 1) 98

by ElderOfPsion on Saturday June 27, 2026 @06:19AM (#66212728) Attached to: Bitcoin Drops Again. Skeptical Investment Strategist Calls It 'Useless'

It's not just for TV shows.

Comment Katie Johnson was 13 years old. (Score 1) 64

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 26, 2026 @12:29PM (#66212038) Attached to: Trump Administration Asks OpenAI To Stagger Release of New Model

It's a shame that President Trump wasn't this kind to 13-year-old Katie Johnson when he raped her.

Comment Typical. (Score 2) 75

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @01:23PM (#66208076) Attached to: Boffin Claims Microsoft's 'Quantum Leap' Is Invalid Due To 'Basic Python Errors'

Microsoft doesn't have a Legg to stand on.

Comment Join a competitor. (Score 1) 214

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @01:58AM (#66207172) Attached to: Wikipedia Cofounder Larry Sanger Banned From Site for 'Canvassing'

I'm sure Metapedia will welcome his contributions. They're good at whitewashing.

Comment Sort of an.. AI... PAC? (Score 1) 41

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 21, 2026 @10:48AM (#66202716) Attached to: New Super PAC Aims to Rally Tech Workers to Help Limit AI: 'the Guardrails Alliance'

I guess AIPAC was taken.

Comment Re:taxing unrealized gains is problematic (Score 1) 295

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 19, 2026 @12:56PM (#66200648) Attached to: California 'Billionaire Tax' Makes Ballot Despite Opposition From Tech Moguls

That is the cart pulling the horse.

Hey, ti worked in New York City... for a while.

Comment This is utterly unsurprising. (Score 1) 50

by ElderOfPsion on Tuesday June 16, 2026 @05:26PM (#66196202) Attached to: Russian Spam and Profanities Are Now Plaguing the Arch Linux AUR

Russia always was our Arch enemy.

Comment Amazon cut down Anthropic... (Score 2) 40

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 14, 2026 @03:59AM (#66191248) Attached to: Amazon CEO's Talks with U.S. Officials Triggered Crackdown on Anthropic Models

...in its Prime.