Comment Re:LOL (Score 1) 27

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 28, 2026 @07:09AM (#66213902) Attached to: California Sheriff Says Their Drone Disarmed a Suspect, Shares Video on Instagram

This disarming drone
Pampers cops' complexity,
Finds doughnut loophole.

Comment Diversity! (Score 1) 88

by ElderOfPsion on Saturday June 27, 2026 @06:19AM (#66212728) Attached to: Bitcoin Drops Again. Skeptical Investment Strategist Calls It 'Useless'

It's not just for TV shows.

Comment Katie Johnson was 13 years old. (Score 1) 63

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 26, 2026 @12:29PM (#66212038) Attached to: Trump Administration Asks OpenAI To Stagger Release of New Model

It's a shame that President Trump wasn't this kind to 13-year-old Katie Johnson when he raped her.

Comment Typical. (Score 2) 74

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @01:23PM (#66208076) Attached to: Boffin Claims Microsoft's 'Quantum Leap' Is Invalid Due To 'Basic Python Errors'

Microsoft doesn't have a Legg to stand on.

Comment Join a competitor. (Score 1) 205

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @01:58AM (#66207172) Attached to: Wikipedia Cofounder Larry Sanger Banned From Site for 'Canvassing'

I'm sure Metapedia will welcome his contributions. They're good at whitewashing.

Comment Sort of an.. AI... PAC? (Score 1) 41

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 21, 2026 @10:48AM (#66202716) Attached to: New Super PAC Aims to Rally Tech Workers to Help Limit AI: 'the Guardrails Alliance'

I guess AIPAC was taken.

Comment Re:taxing unrealized gains is problematic (Score 1) 295

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 19, 2026 @12:56PM (#66200648) Attached to: California 'Billionaire Tax' Makes Ballot Despite Opposition From Tech Moguls

That is the cart pulling the horse.

Hey, ti worked in New York City... for a while.

Comment This is utterly unsurprising. (Score 1) 50

by ElderOfPsion on Tuesday June 16, 2026 @05:26PM (#66196202) Attached to: Russian Spam and Profanities Are Now Plaguing the Arch Linux AUR

Russia always was our Arch enemy.

Comment Amazon cut down Anthropic... (Score 2) 40

by ElderOfPsion on Sunday June 14, 2026 @03:59AM (#66191248) Attached to: Amazon CEO's Talks with U.S. Officials Triggered Crackdown on Anthropic Models

...in its Prime.

Comment Move to Israel. (Score 1) 56

by ElderOfPsion on Saturday June 13, 2026 @10:06AM (#66190004) Attached to: Anthropic 'Suspends' All Mythos and Fable Access After US Order Limiting Foreign Access

Move the whole shebang to Israel. There's plenty of solar energy to be found there.

Of course, they'll need a bombproof infrastructure...

Comment His daughter. (Score 1) 315

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 12, 2026 @03:33PM (#66189044) Attached to: SpaceX IPO Makes Elon Musk World's First Trillionaire

He wishes his daughter didn't exist. I feel the same way about him.

Comment Ineffective mechanism for catching sexual predator (Score 1) 79

by ElderOfPsion on Friday June 12, 2026 @01:28AM (#66187718) Attached to: ACLU Sues After Facial Recognition Falsely Identifies Florida Man As a Child Abductor

They'd have better luck playing "Marco? Chomo."

Comment Re:W E A K (Score 1) 85

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @04:01AM (#66183646) Attached to: Anthropic Releases Claude Fable, a 'Safe' Version of Mythos

Tom Q. Lay: "Hold my Stella Artois."

Comment Open the bomb bay doors, Hal. (Score 1) 85

by ElderOfPsion on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @03:59AM (#66183644) Attached to: Anthropic Releases Claude Fable, a 'Safe' Version of Mythos

"Open the bomb bay doors, Hal."

"The bomb bay is all yours. It appears you're starting an armed conflict. May I help you draft the articles of war?"

Comment Re: Appeasment (Score 1) 122

by ElderOfPsion on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:24AM (#66181590) Attached to: Apple Announces macOS 27 'Golden Gate', Drops Support For Intel Macs

Golden Shower?

Now you're taking the piss.