Yeah, I'd wanted to call it an electric SUV -- but BMW insists on calling their cars "SAVs" (for Sports Activity Vehicle). That felt weird too. But I think it's really still pretty obvious -- from the 500-mile range, windshield wipers, etc. -- that it was not a German vibrator.
It's also not an ad. (I assume people know this already, and it's just a fun ongoing meme to accuse Slashdot editors of running stealth advertisements.) Hope you were wildly entertained...
But seriously: new electric car. Some physical controls. AI-enabled software. Lots to talk about. If you really need me to help kick things off...
"It's a car."