Oh Holy FSM, we worship thee!

The aliens abducted Bill's meds. Not Bill's fault.

Has there ever been a sci-fi series where they were on the last season and the writers ended up explaining the end of everybody being from a ghastly mistake?

It's shaped like a giant KKK hat. Purely coincide, I assure you.

It will morph into Dark String Theory in 3...2...1...

TX: We have more data-centers than CommieFornia, neener neener! You're a bunch of `ZZZzzt *poof*

Wrong anatomy item that horny users want to crank up

The Hegnet and Orangenet

The rare AI enthusiast

Hey, I know this is the site for devs who are so old that they're out of the game or enthusiasts who wish they could call themselves developers, but AI assisted coding is just plain normal today. It's not even controversial.

In all the projects you love, hate, or don't care about. If you're developing today and not using AI at all, you're the rare developer.

Probably in here somewhere: "run locally on your laptop without depending entirely on cloud"

EU techie: "We did it, we replaced Google!"

Boss: "Good job! Are there any other US dependencies?"

EU techie: "Um, yes, it runs on top of Bing."

Boss: "Microsoft!?"

EU techie: "Yip. We couldn't get our home-grown one to work right."

Boss: "Uhgg, well, don't tell anyone and you can have a Citroen."

Russian citizens have no incentive to push innovation, the war's potential prizes give ordinary Russians no notable advantage, yet Ukraine is fighting for its survival: it's adapt or die.

California joined Canada. The orange thing is now all yours!

Which will come first?:

1. Practical flying cars
2. Practical fusion energy
3. Robot that do can dishes
4. Useful quantum computer

...the Higgs BSOD