purchase the Cyc rule-base/engine and figure out how to integrate it with LLMs. It could then have a degree of common sense that LLMs lack.

Tell me his rockets are not intentionally phallic.

Schrodinger Factor is real! Screw you flat-time-liners!

I'm going to eat your cat for claiming this.

Here's how it went down

Oh Holy FSM, we worship thee!

The aliens abducted Bill's meds. Not Bill's fault.

Has there ever been a sci-fi series where they were on the last season and the writers ended up explaining the end of everybody being from a ghastly mistake?

It's shaped like a giant KKK hat. Purely coincide, I assure you.

It will morph into Dark String Theory in 3...2...1...

TX: We have more data-centers than CommieFornia, neener neener! You're a bunch of `ZZZzzt *poof*

Wrong anatomy item that horny users want to crank up

The Hegnet and Orangenet

Probably in here somewhere: "run locally on your laptop without depending entirely on cloud"

EU techie: "We did it, we replaced Google!"

Boss: "Good job! Are there any other US dependencies?"

EU techie: "Um, yes, it runs on top of Bing."

Boss: "Microsoft!?"

EU techie: "Yip. We couldn't get our home-grown one to work right."

Boss: "Uhgg, well, don't tell anyone and you can have a Citroen."