Comment What I'm going to instruct NASA to do: (Score -1, Troll) 308
I'm going to issue a directive to NASA to grab that asteroid RIGHT BY THE PUSSY!
Comment Re:Windows 10 makes computers Great Again! (Score 0) 172
See? That's the kind of stuff I want to see! Now if Hillary had had someone like you taking care of her emails, she wouldn't have fucked up so badly!
Comment Re:Windows 10 makes computers Great Again! (Score 0) 172
What? You must have voted for that witch Hillary! Where's my Secret Service detail? Go backtrace this guy and teach him some manners!
Comment Re:Good job, Amazon! (Score 1) 22
What kind of crap is that? You're not going to Make America Great Again by giving away shit for free!
Comment Windows 10 makes computers Great Again! (Score 4, Funny) 172
Hey all you Slashdotters, President Pussy-Grabber here,
I think Windows 10 is awesome! It walks right up to your computer and grabs it by the pussy, and I think that'll make computers Great Again! You should all stop using that 'linux' thing you all keep jabbering on about and just use this instead!
I think Windows 10 is awesome! It walks right up to your computer and grabs it by the pussy, and I think that'll make computers Great Again! You should all stop using that 'linux' thing you all keep jabbering on about and just use this instead!
Comment Good job, Amazon! (Score 1, Insightful) 22
Nice job Amazon, you're really grabbing this concept right by the pussy! You'll make online purchasing Great Again!
Journal Journal: A Message from your New Commander-in-Chief
Hey all you Slashdotters, this is your President, so stop what you're doing and pay attention! I've decided, this being my first day in office, that I'd grab Slashdot by the pussy and make Slashdot Great Again! So all you spreaders of false news, Hillary voters, muslims, and other 'undesirables' can bugger the hell off, we don't need you here! Go on, shoo, shoo! Oh yeah and anyone who mods down my comments here? They get the Secret Service on their doorstep, who will grab YOU by
Comment Re:Perhaps globalism might be in fear for once. (Score 1) 1560
Fraud? Who's accusing me of fraud? Hell, I ain't even going to grab them by the pussy for saying such a thing, I'll punch them right in the pussy for spreading such false news about me! Let me at 'em!
Comment Re:Not impulsive at all (Score 0) 1560
Hey thanks for the support, we're going to make America GREAT again! The press is a bunch of lying pussies, you go that right! Especially that Megyn Kelly chick (although I'd like to grab her by the pussy, she's kinda hot), spreading all their false news and shit!
Comment Re:Perhaps globalism might be in fear for once. (Score 1) 1560
Hey there citizen so long as you don't have a pussy to be grabbed by you got nothing to be afraid of! I'm going to make America great again!
Comment Re:already exceeding expectations (Score 1) 1560
No worries, I'm going to grab the middle east by the pussy soon as I can get around to it!
Comment Re:already exceeding expectations (Score 2) 1560
Hey there citizen I haven't even got started yet! Give me a day or two and I'll be grabbing all the Nations' problems by the pussy!
Comment Re:Not a single time traveler? (Score 5, Funny) 1560
Hey buddy, I am President of the United States now, you can't talk to me that way! So knock it the hell off or I'll have the Secret Service grab you right by the pussy!
