Dude, if you don't know the answer don't just guess. The extra day makes him eligible for time off for good behavior, so he'll likely get out early. Sheesh.

"There's a lot of doctors who tell me, I better start slowing it down.
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we'd better have another round."

As usual, ask yourself what Willie would do.

Huh, I always the ring was a knock-off from the end of Stargate. (movie, not series)

The patent isn't the important part of the story. If they applied for a patent then they probably already have the means to do this. That's the scary part.

Hah, good rule! And yeah, also waiting.

Keep your distance, but don't look like you're keeping your distance.

Fly casual.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010:_Odyssey_Two

But only for using Ask Slashdot as a means to brag about buying a penthouse in Manhattan.

What? A lie that helps is a helpful lie. An idea's helpfulness has nothing to do with its truthfulness.

Is Calc still slower than thick shit, unlike Excel or Gnumeric? It's faster than it was but still much slower.

Can you have more than 64k rows, like Excel or Gnumeric? No? Fail!

Sticking with Gnumeric.

Our food was healthier? They didn't make you read The Jungle in high school?
Healthier, except for the piles of rat droppings and human remains.
Our food today has slightly fewer human remains in it, so that technically is progress.

A moose once bit his sister.

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