from the yeah-that'll-work-out-fine dept.
Fortunately for us, the FAA has imposed the honor system as our next best defense against terrorism. Hopefully this will allow them to increase the volume of non-bladder liquid I'm allowed to take on planes.
Our food was healthier? They didn't make you read The Jungle in high school?
Healthier, except for the piles of rat droppings and human remains.
Our food today has slightly fewer human remains in it, so that technically is progress.