The Last FP

I'm leaving now, this stank urine-filled toilet will see me no more. I have enjoyed my time mindlessly crapflooding and trolling here. I started reading the site years ago, back when it actually had some remotely interesting stories and comments on a daily basis. Now it is all inside jokes about Micro$haft ROFL!!!!!!11111 and lame knee-jerk liberal remarks about how the government/M$/Red Hat/Echelon are stealing our souls by taking secret pictures of us in the shower. Somewh

I saw an article called the future of java. Once you go to it, it says that it was created by Michael, and that only michael's friends can post there. The biggest problem with that is he has no friends - just people who use his cornhole as wang polishing unit. I am betting this is the newest censorship tool that mike has made.

the nazis have killed me in the last. Thankfully I reached the magical 1000 posts. I have only been able to post once since last thursday. I assumed they somehow have instituted more permanent bans on trolldom without notice. Guess they are not quite as big on due process and free speech as they act. You may post suggestions for my demise here - most likely I will go find a Panchos mexican buffet and keep raising the flag until I suffocate on their horrible enchiladas