Comment That's like saying (Score 0) 139
We recommend you don't get blood clots.
Comment They should sue to get it back (Score 0) 26
Then change their name to NickelBack
Comment Why in the world (Score 4, Funny) 66
Would they force babies to sequence genomes? There have to be child labor laws preventing this. Think of the babies!
Comment Fite me, mate! (Score 1) 123
Signed,
Battery
Comment This is just a branding issue (Score 1) 72
Based on how Gigabyte is handling this they should changes their name to "GigabyteMyShinyMetalAss".
Comment Re:Aren't there are 118 named elements? (Score 1) 74
That's "Little Element" to you, you insensitive clod!
Comment Steps to proftibility (Score 1) 118
1 - Hire 5 people to post, "Nuh Uh!!!" all over the web
2 - ??
3 - Profit! (and in fewer steps than normal!)
Comment Re: An Airplane manufacturing company? (Score 1) 60
FINALLY I remembered to check the "Post Anonymously" box!
Act cool...maybe they'll overlook this...
Comment Re:/. editors: You had ONE job (Score 4, Funny) 45
Don't correct the initial story. Wait for the Duped article to appear so you don't waste your effort
Comment Oldest story in the book... (Score 1, Offtopic) 11
Spit, not swallow.
Comment If we "really" treated it the same as terrorism... (Score 1) 66
Let the world take note that Liechtenstein is fucked next time Russian hackers do something.
Comment HELP! I'm lost in (Score 1) 122
Your. Mom's. Ass.
Comment Oh great...now we gotta update the labels again (Score 1) 216
to say "Alien Safe Tuna"
Comment We're UNSTOPPABLE NOW! (Score 1) 68
Said every shark.
