We recommend you don't get blood clots.

Then change their name to NickelBack

Would they force babies to sequence genomes? There have to be child labor laws preventing this. Think of the babies!

Signed,

Battery

Based on how Gigabyte is handling this they should changes their name to "GigabyteMyShinyMetalAss".

That's "Little Element" to you, you insensitive clod!

1 - Hire 5 people to post, "Nuh Uh!!!" all over the web 2 - ?? 3 - Profit! (and in fewer steps than normal!)

FINALLY I remembered to check the "Post Anonymously" box! Act cool...maybe they'll overlook this...

Don't correct the initial story. Wait for the Duped article to appear so you don't waste your effort

Spit, not swallow.

Let the world take note that Liechtenstein is fucked next time Russian hackers do something.

Your. Mom's. Ass.

to say "Alien Safe Tuna"

Said every shark.

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