... move them back to floppies.

It appears that we took the training wheels off too soon.

Possibly. I got caught right in the middle of the ground stop leaving SeaTac. Fortunately, although I had originally booked through a well-known American web site (who shall remain nameless), I checked in directly with the EU airlines I was flying.

All around me, people were panicking about the lack of status updates. While my cell phone beeped happily with timely descriptions of the ongoing carnage.

Four hour delay taking off for the first leg. And I missed a connection, but they just put me on the next flight. As if it was a normal day, having an Airbus load of panicked Americans dumped at their doorstep.

... that my favorite search site no longer returns results for Amazon. I think they saw this fuck-wittery comming.

... just announced. For all US airspace and possibly Canada as well.

I didn't think Microsoft ever removed license language prohibiting the use of it's products in safety critical applications.

The Chinese spy is kind of iffy. But knocking boots with a subordinate is probably* definitely out.

*Can't even say that for certain without seeing the HR policy manual first. In some cases, it's only direct reports that are off limits.

... turning Microsoft off and then back on again?

... the cord.

As well as psychoanalysis.

From TFA:

No kidding.

... my LibreOffice. Still up.

... will be cremated. And his ashes distributed throughout all the unused whitespace.

Too late. I got as far as "May cause ...".

Spothero seems to be in competition with Uber. Spothero: We'll get your car (which you drive) as close to your deestination as possible. Uber: We'll pick you up some distance away and make our money driving you to your destination.

Now just wait a sec while we optimise our algorithms to maximize funds extraction from your wallet.

I live 10 miles (more or less) from the airport why would I pay for parking when I could Uber or take public transportation from home?

After 31 years, most of my hair has fallen out. So I won't be needing them any longer.