The best option is obviously self-replicating Von Neumann probes. Specifically the American variety named Bob and not the Brazilian ones.

Tucows is a cybersquatting company. They register any domain they can get their hands on, park them, then turn around and charge extortionate prices. They have my last name registered and when I inquired about it they quoted me a price of like $5000.

Well see I, like many, have a job. If I leave by 5 pm and get home by 6 pm, its pretty much already dark. This also provides the added bonus of driving West with the fucking sun setting in my face the entire time. I also love driving to get to work by 7 am with the fucking sun rising in my face the entire time.

Additionally, multiple studies have shown that kids do better with a later school start. That would resolve the "think of the children" pearl clutching about them having to travel in the dark. All that is left are the whiny pussies who act like they can't wake up without natural sunlight - they can buy an alarm clock and grow the fuck up.

Yes, I want permanent DST.

Normal people prefer sunlight to darkness, especially when they are getting home from work. People who act like having to wake up when it is still dark outside is sooo difficult need to grow up.

It's DST which makes it darker in the mornings, and there's plenty of light in the afternoon whether DST or not.

No there isn't.

There are different kinds of slavery. Owning someone and all subsequent offspring is chattel slavery. Indentured/involuntary servitude is also a type of slavery and while the 13th amendment abolishes both types it clearly makes an exception as punishment for a crime for which someone has been duly convicted.

Yup, they have tested some low yield nukes. Luckily they don't have a reliable delivery method to reach the US. South Korea would be fucked though. All they need is some nuclear artillery rounds.

You only need it to adopt new hardware, make configuration changes, install firmware updates, etc. I have mine running in a docker container, but I'm pretty sure they still have an application you can just run on your computer. Or you can buy an official piece of hardware dedicated to hosting the controller.

Sounds like Artificial Faith vs Artificial Intelligence. Any real form of intelligence would not have "faith" in something for which there is no evidence of its existence, beyond wishful musings.

Have you seen the way that people write messages/comments/posts from their phones these days? It is pretty much all shorthand unintelligible gibberish with absolutely no punctuation.

We should have them all get on their private jets, and then shoot them down.

We are not facing any threat of extinction due to low birth rates.

But then how would they lock it behind a subscription?

My leadership career started in 2017, and up until 2023 it had been very hard to find qualified applicants when paying market or slightly above market rates.

Sounds like the market rate was too low.