It is with a heavy heart but a spring in my step that I predict this maybe the last post from the one known as Rick Schumann, or as he more popularly known, Racist Rick.
Over the past year since he has been called out, rightfully I might add, his racist his postings to our lovely board have been dropping in quantity and quality. If you can call anything he posted as quality. It seems this might have been his last post here, which I'm fine with. I suspect that he has headed back over to where his kind are tolerated, Stormfront or some other racist board. With this we can only assume that he has taken the cowards way out.
Thankfully, we will no long have to endure his room temperature ID posts. His insane and unwitty signatures. Nor will we have to listen to his moans of whoa over his unrequited love for the Orange Man himself, Trump. But most importantly, we will no longer have endure his cowardly racism and homophobic posts from the shadows.
While his departure will mean little to his victims, they will have to take condolence in the fact that he is gone. They will never get from him the apology they rightly deserved. But alas, this is life. One must learn to live with disappointments.
But what of me you might be wondering. What will I do with the departure of Slashdotâ(TM)s biggest idiot? Well, while is kind of you to be concerned about my well-being, fear not I have plenty to occupy my time. There is plenty of porn on Pornhub to view. A have thousands Japanese Henti to fap too. Yes, my time will be well occupied.
But fear not! I will remain ever vigilant and on watch for the return of Racist Rick. If his account was to become active again I will be there to visit virtuous wrath upon him. Sleep safe at night knowing the land of Slashdot has a guardian!
Now I bid you a fond farewell until that faithful day, if it come, Racist Rick returns.