Just tell them youâ(TM)re giving them âoelikesâ and theyâ(TM)ll probably tear each othersâ(TM) throats out to see who can work the hardest.

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Just tell them youâ(TM)re giving them âoelikesâ and theyâ(TM)ll probably tear each othersâ(TM) throats out to see who can work the hardest

Had to make a nerve-wracking trip to the ER with a family member (non-COVID related). After the obligatory testing then diagnosis I asked the haggard looking ER doctor what his outlook was on COV-2. He said, "I'll put it this way: Last year, if I knew then what I know now I would've been a lot more scared. It's going to be with us for a decade or two at varying levels of severity. This'll be the one that almost gets us." Yeah, that's a pretty dire and sobering viewpoint, but is he right?

Pack of flatulent meth-heads just moved in down the street.

Marty DiBergi: "Why don't you just make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] "These go to eleven."

So, in addition to being puked on, we now have this to add to the mix. Great...

People called Romanes they go the house!

Now we know that Leroy Jenkins is officially on the no-fly list...

Agreed. As Steve Jobs once told an HR candidate during the interview, "I never met a one of you people who didn't suck."