With all the messes here on Earth, send me right away!
Under a couple conditions:
I must have my girlfriend
I must have internet with ping times better than 20 minutes.
That last one may be a bit difficult with current technology...
...is for people to understand their own religions!
Muhammad is NOT holy or to be worshiped. He is not supposed to be depicted for the sole reason that he NOT be holy or worshiped. These extremists are taking this the exact opposite that they should.
Disclaimer: I am only targeting some Muslims because they are in the spotlight. Some people in all religions are guilty.
I see a few amazing ones, but I don't get what's amazing about "Can you put peroxide in your ear?" I do it all the time. It makes perfect sense. *shrug* of course, calling people stupid has never made sense to me. The adage "There's no such thing as a stupid question" applies here very nicely...
I scored 130-140 on my IQ tests (depending on the test, I took two or three through my life -_- stupid schools) and I know for a fact my brain is slower than average. I just retain knowledge above average. So by most definitions, I'm dumb and smart at the same time!