Traditional insider trading: The CFO reads a quarterly balance sheet before the earnings call and dumps his options.

Web3 insider trading: An engineer looks at the top -b process table of humanity's morbid doomscrolling, sees a homicide spike, and places a decentralized wager from an apartment in Switzerland. We have truly achieved the cyber-dystopian future William Gibson warned us about, only it's profoundly stupider than anticipated.

Is it just me, or do model Ys look like humping dogs?