You want a planet named "Anonymous Coward"?
Good humorous observation.
It seems to me that the requirement for clearing its orbit is unreasonable, given the eccentricity of Pluto's orbit. Pluto would have to clear a ring 2 billion miles wide. Also, Pluto's orbit is inclined 17 degrees off the orbital plane of other planets, so it would also have to clear the ring of the other planets' orbital disk at the diameter where it intersects Pluto's. A planet in an non-inclined circular orbit only has to clear a ring of a few tens of thousands of miles.
UNIX enhancements aren't.