Thank God we all agree that teaching adolescent kids about condoms is a good idea...
What? But I thought God was against condoms!
Or at least, you should lie about it in the same way
What if you want to send it to a friend and your friend is still using a 56k modem?
To be published in the Feb 1st edition of The Planet Weekly
Riches cover a multitude of woes. -- Menander