I thought human was the race, and things like jewish or asian would be ethnicities.

...when you allow people to believe in magic.

Seriously. I always wanted one of those watches with the metric time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_Internet_Time

I'd mod you up if I could.

I think you're spot on. Perhaps the only thing I'd add to the competition for entertainment time would be satellite radio. I'd guesstimate that 90-95% of my time listening to music happens in the car, and having access to consistent, high quality radio eliminates the need to bring my own CD's on trips. I still occasionally buy new CD's when I hear music new to me and I'm curious about a band, but not nearly to the extent I did 10-15 years ago.

Evolution is only a theory.

No static issues with that plastic box?

Why don't you just make the icons and text bigger? Or is this not something supported on Macs? Reducing the resolution was a reasonable solution 10 years ago on CRT monitors when the OS and software didn't scale, but doing that on an LCD looks horrible!

Or, as George Carlin suggested - a monster truck rally.

Oh yeah, "If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear."

Any bets that the patch does exactly this?

Just make the fonts bigger.

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... a product called MathCad 15 years ago. I seem to recall they had a free student version. Looks like they have a 30 day trial, and a $60 student version if it suits your purposes.