Am I the only one who read:

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I use mouse shaking to activate the CPU overdrive mode.

Missa think Goober-phishing will be bigga bizness.

A house of cards is robust. Uptime is four nines.

They probably wanted a name that was recognizable the world over. Thunderbolt, Fairlaine and Falcon where never European models. I believe Falcon was called Granada in Europe. Mustang and Capri were well-known in Europe.

The price today is around $9.50. It has never been as high as $12.

I see plenty of Mustangs and Capris in Denmark.

Yes, he started with the man in the mirror.

Impressive! The nazis required many tanks for that.

Because modern pipes are normally PEX, not metal?

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

In Denmark the current price is US$2.46/litre.I don't remember the last time it was under $2. But it's fine, I drive an EV and am happy about it.

I once had to install SCO Linux on a PC (yes, I'm sorry, I was young and I needed the money). Coming from DOS I found it hilarious that you had to run 'shutdown' before turning it off. I left a note to the user saying "Remember to run 'shut up' before you turn it on".

Why is he a "Norway man" instead of a "Norwegian man"?

Harold - the most dangerous animal - the clever sheep!