I can't even folder laundry.

Yes, that's how kernel names evulva.

My calculations show he died at stardate -296176.71232876705.

Why do dwarfs and giants get multiple planets, while us average size humans are stuck on Earth?

EMACS does a lot of good to my middle finger dexterity.

Aroma Therapy? Really? Move your nose closer to my backside, I'll show you aroma therapy.

Jesus, Lazarus and Christian Eriksen would disagree,

Out of curiosity: How do you know? Did you pull that information out of your back side, or do you have a reference?

Thanks for reminding me of the slashdot of old.

I installed the new firmware, but my unit froze...

I can see why you post AC. No need to disclose you're an asshole as well as an idiot.

The same here. I hate yaml with a vengeance, my build scripts have both gotten better and more advanced after using AI to write them.

I once bought a drone and had it delivered.

Limiting teen use is fine by me, I have yet to find any use for them.

American voters seem to thrive on misinformation.