Comment Re:Spread it evenly (Score 2) 143

by Buchenskjoll on Thursday September 17, 2026 @09:38AM (#66340956) Attached to: As Part of California's Coast Begins to Crumble, Is the Clock Ticking on Moving Radioactive Waste?

No thanks. Greenland already has American radioactive waste: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Comment Old news (Score 1) 96

by Buchenskjoll on Thursday September 10, 2026 @09:20AM (#66332292) Attached to: Apple Unveils the iPhone Duo, Its First Foldable iPhone

They have always been foldable. The being news is that they can be unfolded again.

Comment Re:equation (Score 3, Funny) 88

by Buchenskjoll on Thursday September 10, 2026 @09:12AM (#66332280) Attached to: Dark Energy Debunked? Cosmic Acceleration May Be an Illusion

Thank you, Albert Dunkelstein!

Comment Re:Even more brain-rot incomming (Score 2) 108

by Buchenskjoll on Wednesday September 02, 2026 @05:12AM (#66318956) Attached to: Dyson Made a Camera-Equipped Toothbrush That Flosses For You

Yes, we look more and more like the humans from Wall-E.

Comment Re:Most importantly (Score 2) 47

by Buchenskjoll on Wednesday September 02, 2026 @05:10AM (#66318954) Attached to: Who Is John Ternus, the New Apple CEO?

DuckTyping to the rescue: He walks like a king and he talsk like a king, so he's a king.

Comment Re:Why does Google do this for people outside the (Score 1) 269

by Buchenskjoll on Monday August 31, 2026 @03:55AM (#66315348) Attached to: Google Maps Renamed Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' - But Only for U.S. Users

Just curious though: do people outside the UK see the French name for the English Channel?

Nope, I see the Danish name: Engelske Kanal

Comment Re:Not compatible with all 3 carriers (Score 1) 91

by Buchenskjoll on Wednesday August 19, 2026 @04:45AM (#66296196) Attached to: You Can Finally Buy a Fairphone In the US

I had the exact same thought. Maybe they're called "cell phones" in the US because they live in some sort of jail?

Comment I'm not impressed (Score 1) 31

by Buchenskjoll on Friday August 14, 2026 @03:51AM (#66288433) Attached to: UK Scientists To Grow Miniature Human Organs For Drug Testing

I grow a miniature human organ daily.

Comment Bugs (Score 2, Insightful) 81

by Buchenskjoll on Friday August 07, 2026 @05:01AM (#66277154) Attached to: Scientists Make First Viruses Designed By AI

I don't understand the American urge to call everything "bugs". Viruses, bacteria, and insects are different things. Some precision wouldn't hurt.

Comment Re:Dumb (Score 1) 133

by Buchenskjoll on Monday August 03, 2026 @04:39AM (#66269920) Attached to: Group of Teen Hikers Relied on Google Maps. It Was a Disaster.

My cycling experience differs from yours. When I do bike routes on Google Maps it usually assumes about 17 km/h in Denmark - whose highest elevation is 148 m. Even I go faster than that.

Comment Re:The high cost of training police (Score 3, Informative) 100

by Buchenskjoll on Monday August 03, 2026 @04:23AM (#66269890) Attached to: Rogue Police Officers Have Turned Flock's Nationwide Camera Network Into a Stalking Tool

Denmark, 3 years: https://politi.dk/om-politiet/... (Ah shit! It's på Danish!)

Comment Re:A bit more about Kakeya (Score 1) 24

by Buchenskjoll on Friday July 24, 2026 @06:29AM (#66254530) Attached to: Four Young Mathematicians Awarded the 2026 Fields Medals

A very good explanation. I'm looking forward to the practical applications of this when carrying sofas up staircases.

Comment Re: Microsoft already abonded Microsoft Write file (Score 1) 58

by Buchenskjoll on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @04:26AM (#66249110) Attached to: LibreOffice Once Again Slams Microsoft For Using 'Lock-In' With Office Files

Microsoft Powers Hell is ironic too.

Comment Only in America (Score 1) 60

by Buchenskjoll on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @04:03AM (#66249094) Attached to: New Orleans Cops Published Policy Document Allowing Weaponized Drones

Is that really up to some random superintendent to decide. In most countries it would have to be an act of parliament.

Comment Black coffee (Score 4, Insightful) 189

by Buchenskjoll on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @03:58AM (#66249092) Attached to: Drinking 5 Cups of Coffee a Day Could Reduce Heart Risk

I blame Starbucks for ruining coffee. Their servings are mostly milk and syrups and crap. I haven't added anything to my coffee, since I was 8. Once you go black, you never go back.