Comment Got it! (Score 1) 82
I won't do any trading today or July 24th any year for that matter.
Comment Re: You keep using that word. I don't think it mea (Score 2) 95
Human comes from latin "humanus". If your theory about "man" was correct, wouldn't they have taken the last 4 letters of the full word?
Comment Re:Microsoft Cheese (Score 1) 90
While the type might be "Swiss cheese" it's actually Norwegian.
Comment No thanks (Score 1) 60
I don't need a colour-changing BMW to express different facets of my personality, thank you.
Comment Re:Lensing (Score 1) 87
I don't know anything about astrophysics. But whenever I hear about one of these new theories that 'elegantly unifies' etc it always reminds me of a bunch of guys in a pub trying to stop their table from wobbling by putting bits of beer mat under different table legs.
That's exactly the opposite. A unifying theory removes all beer mats under the table and either levels the floor or makes the table hover. Unification means getting rid of all special cases and weird constants.
Comment Re:WTF? (Score 1) 305
We need to have a very serious conversation with the god who blessed America. Fucker's high on something.
I'm sure he has been smoking weed ever since he created the universe. I call it The Big Bong Theory.
Comment Re:We need a visible and unambiguous hack to occur (Score 1) 202
I see nothing in your post that contradicts that some ridiculous clown was elected.
Comment Re:We need a visible and unambiguous hack to occur (Score 2, Informative) 202
Why don't all American hackers get together to hack the election and get some ridiculous clown elected as president to prove how vulnerable the election system is?
Hey..., wait... did you already do that?
Hey..., wait... did you already do that?
Comment Now testing (Score 5, Funny) 289
To test the hypothesis I learned skydiving on youtube. Whether it works we'll know in about 1½ minute...
Comment Re:Did they control for wealth? (Score 1) 189
I actually meant Fins, but i goes for Finns as well.
Comment Re:Did they control for wealth? (Score 1) 189
All Finns I know are alive, so there's definitely something there...
Comment Diamonds (Score 1) 383
Turn the captured carbon into diamonds! I didn't know what Rihanna was talking about with "Diamonds in the Sky", but now I get it.
Comment Is your wife a goer? (Score 1) 177
Notch, notch, say no more....
Comment Re:Odd (Score 2) 291
Which line endings should I use when writing on the wall?
Comment Re:Paper junk mail is very lucrative for the Post (Score 5, Funny) 95
I do the same with spam emails. I print them out and make briquettes. I saves me loads of money.
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