Yes, we look more and more like the humans from Wall-E.

DuckTyping to the rescue: He walks like a king and he talsk like a king, so he's a king.

Nope, I see the Danish name: Engelske Kanal

I had the exact same thought. Maybe they're called "cell phones" in the US because they live in some sort of jail?

I grow a miniature human organ daily.

I don't understand the American urge to call everything "bugs". Viruses, bacteria, and insects are different things. Some precision wouldn't hurt.

My cycling experience differs from yours. When I do bike routes on Google Maps it usually assumes about 17 km/h in Denmark - whose highest elevation is 148 m. Even I go faster than that.

Denmark, 3 years: https://politi.dk/om-politiet/... (Ah shit! It's på Danish!)

A very good explanation. I'm looking forward to the practical applications of this when carrying sofas up staircases.

Microsoft Powers Hell is ironic too.

Is that really up to some random superintendent to decide. In most countries it would have to be an act of parliament.

I blame Starbucks for ruining coffee. Their servings are mostly milk and syrups and crap. I haven't added anything to my coffee, since I was 8. Once you go black, you never go back.

That guy doesn't sound like a Point-Of-Sale, quite the opposite.

And who checks if your new forks are made of uranium with a PFAS cover?

No, becuse they don't count as world records. But one Russian swimmer went faster than the current world record and won $1 mio. I can't be bothered ty find a link, I'm going on vacation.