Oh, my absolute *fucking* favourite: Some application in the background needs your attention, so the taskbar (that you've got set to auto-hide) pops up, covering the bottom inch or so of the screen where "OK" and "Cancel" buttons are commonly found. Because, of course, application windows can't resize themselves anymore, because that would be useful.

Remember when you didn't need to visit every open application to find out which one it was, because the icon in the taskbar for the program needing attention would be flashing?

Because I certainly fucking do.

Because the last thing any desert needs is going to be more salt.

Yes, we know. Now all you have to do is convince those self same aforesaid rural listeners of that fact.

Oh, you mean like when the front bumper is moved rapidly towards the car's centre of mass?

Yea, nah, never happens.

Yeah, this is going to be that.

Canned does not necessarily equal over-processed. Put something in, raise to boiling, remove air, seal.

Pickles could be more processed.

> They also challenge a central assumption of immunology - that the immune system classifies cells as either "self" or "non-self"

No they haven't. They've only demonstrated that the classification of "self" might be a bit wider than that.

>...or the one which happened years earlier just off some resort

I thought things were getting bad enough with the kids these days who start reading in the middle of the sentences, or get tired and give up before they get to the end.

Skipping over the middle bit and only reading the beginning and the end of a sentence, though. That's a new one.

Tunnel up the inside of the mountain, throw all the trash down there.

For extra efficiency, drill the other end down to where the lava is. Boom, no more trash problem!

> with a bad decision that take you less than a minute to decide and implement. Like, say...choosing a mother who drinks all through your gestation period. Or, hell, even choosing to be born in the good ol' USA. Yup, serves you right, I have absolutely no sympathy. Like that, you mean?

> Whether You Need^H^H^H^H might occasionally find it useful, if it doesn't break first, or Not

Because, of course you don't need it, just like you don't need all this other slop they're so very determined to shovel down our throats.

And that totally give you reason to vote for the greater of two weevils. Riiiight.

I mean, unless your intent all along was really to speed the collapse of the USAlien hegemony. In which case, keep up the good work. You're doing a great job.

Not even https://react2shell.com/ ?

But voting for the convicted felon who'd already given you one good long look at how bad he would be?

Totally get behind that one again, couldn't you?

Please excuse my laughter, my daughter. I really ought to toughen up.